zodiac//afi

1.3

"Okay, I've called you all here for a very important meeting. So listen up." I said, pacing the room. Mona, Calum, and Michael looked at me from the couch in my garage, confused as why they were there.

"Why are-" Mona started, and I smiled at her.

"Glad you asked." I cut her off. I ripped a sheet off of an old chalkboard I found from when I was four.

"Operation get Lacey to fall in love with Ashton." Calum read, and I nodded.

"That's a really long name." Mona sighed, and Michael smirked.

"I have something longer-" the purple haired boy started, but Mona quickly put her hand over his mouth.

"Ew." She said with a disgusted look, wiping her hand on his shirt. He licked her.

"Focus guys!" I told them, taking a stick I found from out front earlier to use as a pointer.

"Step one: destroy Luke Hemmings." I read, and Michael shifted nervously.

"Mona, that step is for you." I told her, and she raised an eyebrow.

"What would you like me to do, exactly?" She asked, crossing her arms over her chest.

"I dunno. Make out with him to get Lacey to break up with him, feed him to a turtle, I don't really care."

"Step Two: comfort Lacey for her loss." I stated, pointing to it. I moved on, since that one was for me, obviously.

"Step Three: ask her to prom. That's where Calum and Michael come in." I said, and Calum spoke up.

"What would we do?"

"I have no idea, but it's gonna be great." I assured him, and he snorted.

"Step Four: get married and name all 7 of our kids Judy." I told them, and Mona rolled her eyes.

"What about the guys?"

"We name them Judas."

"How will you know which one is which?"

"Judy, Judy Jr. Judy Jr. Jr. The list goes on." I stated, and Michael face palmed.

"Why Judy and Judas?" Calum asked.

"I don't know, why Calum? Moving on, step one has to be done within two weeks if everything is going to be on time." I told them, and Mona shrugged.

"Where do I get the turtle?" She asked.

"You could probably go to the zoo." Michael told her, and she nodded. Calum shook his head in disagreement.

"No, aren't turtles in aquariums?" He asked, and Michael shook his head.

"Why not that pet store, Petno?" Mona piped up, and they all started to argue why they could get a turtle from. I walked out of my own garage, face palming.

A/n
I was so close to saying "feed him to a penguin." But it's too soon.
Not over the username change:'(
~Kay