Funny jokes

Comebacks!!!

I'd give you a nasty look, but you already have one!

If you're going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty!

I love what you've done with your hair, how did you get it to come out if your nostrils like that?

If laughter is the best medicine, then your face must be curing the world!

Scientists say the world is full of neutrons, protons, and electrons. They forgot to add you, morons!

Thanks to @laffgaff thanks for helping!