Funny jokes

Pickup lines

These are a little lame but I hope you like them and please don't criticize
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P. S. This line is for my commenters who like to 'claim the line' don't worry I am one of you. I know how you feel about naming the lines and dots. XD

Are you from Tenesse. Because you're the only ten I see.

From 1 to 10 you are 9 and I am the 1 you need.

There will be only seven planets once I destroy Uranus. (Sorry bout this one I just had to put it because last year someone said that in science class)

Are you nothing because I heard nothing is perfect. (I know this one is from earlier jokes)

If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing. (So is this one)

Are you wifi because i think we have a connection (and this one)