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Here's my 40th joke for you all:

Teacher tells kid to learn the first four letter of the alphabet.

Kid goes home and asks sister what the first letter of the alphabet is. She says "shut up you idiot!"

He goes to batman and asks what the second letter of the alphabet is. He says "dananananana... Batman!"

He goes to his dad who is watching a football game and asks what the second letter of the alphabet is. He says "25 hit it hard!"

He goes to his mom who is cooking and asks what the fourth letter of the alphabet is. She says " my buns are burning. My buns are burning!"

He goes to school the next day and his teacher asks him what the first four letters of the alphabet are.

He says "shut up you idiot!"

Teacher says "excuse me! Who do you think you are!"

The kid says "danananananana..... Batman!"

Teacher says "thats it. You are getting a spanking. How many do you want?"

"25 Hit it hard!" He says. She gave him a spanking.

"Teacher says "now how do you feel?"

"My buns are burning! My buns are burning!" He says.