Jim: Why are you crying?
Bob: My parrot drank gasoline and died
Jim: I'm sorry. So you're sad because it died?
Bob: No, I'm sad because he drank my gallon of gas!
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Jim: Why are you crying?
Bob: My parrot drank gasoline and died
Jim: I'm sorry. So you're sad because it died?
Bob: No, I'm sad because he drank my gallon of gas!