Mercury: I hate the sun
Venus: yeah he's so self centered
Mars: he thinks the whole galaxy revolves around him
Jupiter: and he calls himself a 'shining star'
Saturn: yeah but he's just a big ball of gas
Uranus: no comment
Earth: but he's kind of hot
Neptune: I wouldn't know. We're not very close...
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Funny jokes
RandomWarning: you will laugh to death Ps this book is appropriate and for all ages
