Boy: are you wifi because I feel like we have a connection
Girl unplugs wifi and beats boy with cord
Boy: I thought so
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Boy: I'm not a ciggerate but you can light me up any time
Girl: and then I'll throw you on the floor and stomp on you
Boy: I thought so
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Boy: if nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing
Girl slaps him in the face
Boy: I thought so
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Boy: Are you nothing because I heard nothing's perfect
Girl: awwww
Boy: I thought so.... Wait what?!
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Funny jokes
RandomWarning: you will laugh to death Ps this book is appropriate and for all ages
