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It's not mine

Mom: Hey can you unload the dishwasher (read)
Mom: Also did you do your homework(read)
Mom: we're going to grandmas tomorrow for dinner (read)
(An hour later)
Mom: me and dad talked. We decided to get you a car next month
(Responds immediately)
Me: really? OMG THANK YOU!!!!
Mom: no just wanted to make sure you were still there and responding to me
Me: that's just cruel...

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