Funny jokes

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Jokes to think about your bosses (but don't say them out loud or you'll get fired):

Oh please God give me the wisdom
To understand my boss

Give me the words to speak to him

Give me the kindness to forgive him

But please God don't give me the power
For if you give me the power...

I'll break his neck

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I don't hate you

But if I had a bucket of water

And you were on fire..,

I would drink the water