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Hey I'm actually Indian but I live in America so I thought this joke would be suitable. Oh and Happy Thanksgiving!

An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel. Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtake the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Motorcycle very fast, made in Japan." Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Car very fast, made in Japan." When they reached the destination the fare was 1500 rupees. The Japanese man thought the ride was would only cost 500 rupees. He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive. The driver said, "Meter very fast, made in India."

So technically in India the cabs are called auto rickshaws or just autos and they also have three wheels instead of four with no car doors but just a curtain where the door should be. I've actually ridden them and they're fun. And also rupees is the Indian currency like how we have dollars.