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Internet III

Krista Lenz-is looking for advice (^_^) : I just found out my real name is " HISTORIA REISS" ^^ should I change my name or no? I need advice.
2:03 AM

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Ymir: hey bae! ;) up at 2 am?
2:04 AM
Krista Lenz: hi Ymir!! ^^
2:06 AM
Ymir: I guess I should change my name to Ymir Reiss ;)
2:07 AM
Reiner Braun: Yes, Krista-i mean Historia, you should change it
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.to HISTORIA BRAUN ;)
2:10 AM
Connie Springer: ooooh.. armory smoooooth :D
2:14 AM
Ymir: any last words, Reiner Braun?
2:14 AM
Reiner Braun: are you "dancing" your way to my "armor"?
2:15 AM
Connie Springer: wat da fvck does dat mean?
2:17 AM
Armin Arlert: this time, i will agree with Connie Springer
2:18 AM
Sasha Braus: meat!!!! ∩*▿*∩
2:18 AM
Ymir: you better run armor sh*t! Am gonna slit your throat out!
2:20 AM
Reiner Braun: old bitch! :p
2:20 AM
Ymir: Krista Lenz is miiinnne!!!
2:20 AM
Krista Lenz: uhm...guys? :\
2:24 AM
Jean Kirschtein: I kinda get what Reiner Braun meant in his "dancing" and "armor" what-kind-of-figure-of-speech-it-is.
2:27 AM
Connie Springer: wut?
2:27 AM
Jean Kirschtein: dancing her way to his #*";:*";$
2:28 AM
Annie Leonhardt: pervert horse
2:29 AM
Jean Kirschtein: y ;_; I censored it you knw
2:29 AM

Hanji Thetitanlover Zoe- is feeling very very very excited with Levi Ackerman,, Erwin Smith, Eren yeager, Krista Lenz, and 35 others.

Wooohoooooo!!!! RISE AND SHINE! Shiganshina Beach here we goooooooooooo!!!!!! XD Hey! Levi Ackerman! I aint gonna bring any cleaning tools xP omwm (oh my wall maria!) aam so excited!!!
6:14 AM

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Petra Ral: good morning, Squad leader! :)
Mikasa IsErenswife: im still gonna bring blades and riffles.
Sasha Braus: gonna bring one sack o' potatoes!!!! (0∀0)
Jean Kirschtein: Sasha Braus, arent you punished to clean the garden? That means you cant go, poor potato ghurl! XP
Sasha Braus: Jean Kirschtein!!! Whyyy!!!!!!?!?!??!?!
Eren isntMikasas: horse face, you just spelled 'girl' like how lil bishes do! Lol
Jean Kirschtein: stfu Yeager!!!
Sasha Braus: haha! Good one, Eren! XD ...bbbut... potatoes (;_;)

Levi Ackerman-with Connie Springer, Ymir, Annie Leonhardt, Auruo Bazardo and 39 others
Brats! Get your filthy ass in the car and let's go to that fucking beach. Remember to bring Levi-approved cleaning tools or you'll remember my sassy kick. Tch

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Krista Lenz: I'll bring your approved dust pan, heichou! ^^
Eren isnotMikasas: Im gonna bring windex.
Levi Ackerman: Yeager, there's no fucking windows in the fucking beach (눈_눈)
Eren isntMikasas: aww... coz i think the windows in the room we'll BOTH share for tonight will not be clean enough so i decided to bring windex so you can get comfy ;)
Armin Arlert: Eren! T_T Mikasa sliced my Marco plushie into half! My Markkyyy!!! T_T

(Marco is Armin's freakled teddy bear)

Eren isntMikasas > Mikasa isErenswife, we'll ride on a boat at sunset, only the two of us, deal? :)

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Mikasa IsErenswife: yes! YES YES YES, EREN!!! :D
Levi Ackerman: (눈_눈) tch

Petra Ral uploaded a photo
Going on Shiganshina Beach with my fellows! ^_^ - Levi Ackerman, Bertholt Fubar, Eld Gin, Hanji Thetitanlover Zoe and 9 others

*uploads a photo of groufie featuring the superiors and some soldiers at Survey Corps while they're inside the van*

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Hanji Thetitanlover Zoe: aww... too bad everyone's so tall, we can only see Levi's hair in the picture (T∀T)
Erwin Smith: lol! XD
Levi Ackerman: i swear to Armin's freckled teddy bear im gonna kill both of you!
Armin Arlert: T_T M...markkyyy
Hanji Thetitanlover Zoe: i luv u too, Levi! >3<
Levi Ackerman: tch. I hate u (눈_눈) *drinks tea inside le car*
Hanji Thetitanlover Zoe: aww, he loves me <3 XD

Levi Ackerman
bonjour! What a beautiful day at the beach! I sit here with a cup of tea under the fvvking sunlight. The little bald man, is picking garbage along the coast with his horse. How obedient. Filthy Ackerman got nothing done but help annoying Yeager with his job. I see a blonde baby coconut rolling on the shore like a coconut he is. An angelic blonde and a freckled lesbian shit makin out in the corner like uncultured pigs. Leonhardt is killing starfish and crabs after he kicked the blonde guy and sweaty brat far into the horizon. Am not exaggerting, filthy peasant! My squad is gone-where dey at doe? Erwin is fucking his eyebrows while Mike's sniffing his underwear and hey, Shitty four-eyes, here's your damn poem u want me to compose.

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Hanji theTitanLover Zoe: seriously,that's not even a poem, Levi :(
Levi Ackerman: suck your d*ck!
Eren isntMikasas: heichou, T_T cant you help us?
Levi Ackerman: peasant! Im on a vacay, d*ckhead! Its my dayoff! *puts on shades*
Eld Jin: sweg （Ω_Ω）

Sasha Braus-feeling all alone and lonely with Potato Bread
i wanna go to beach. Swim under the sun having tan all day. Should I get sad that im all alone in this huge, cruel world? Cause Im alone in the kitchen, with all the potatoes and breads I could eat! *(/〒▽〒)/ The titans are alive In the sound of my potatooooesss!!!! :D
3:45 PM
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Keith Shadis: have you forgotten me, potato girl?!?!
3:55 PM
Sasha Braus: oh, hey, sir Keith Shadis!('ヮ')never thought you're here too. Hehe. It seems it's only the two of us here, ne? Here, take this potato. It's whole this time (*'▽｀)ﾉ°
3:56 PM
Connie Springer: R.I.P. Sasha Braus, the one and only potato girl. You will be remembered (u_u)
4:00 PM
Jean Kirschtein: neigh
4:01 PM

Night time

Hanji theTitanLover Zoe
Ohohohohoho!!!! Ssso I, le amaaazing squed lider Hanjji just compard Erwins dck to Leevyi'!s ahahahaaha!!! I didnt think Lebys dikc woulde beee biggr! Hahahaaha!!!!

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Levi Ackerman: *swings on a tree branch* hweee!!! Its ffun tO swingg wid filty ackermanscarf!!! Ahahaha! Hweeee!!!! Erennn catch my biggg dck!!!
Mikasa isErenswife: giveme back dat scardff shotyr! Am gonna fyt u! Erens minnne!!!
Levi Ackerman: *cries while singing/swinging* IIIIMMM GONNA SWIIIIING FROM DE CHANDELIER! FROM DE CHANDELIEEEER!
Annie Leonhardt: why the fvck are they drunk *continues to murder captured starfish and jellyfish*
Armin Arlert: oh holy wallsina! Jeanbo, you trun into a reall horsch!
Jean Kirschtein: neigh! Neigh, neeeeiiiighhhh!!!!!
Mikasa isErenswife: Jeanbo horsey shmorsey! gimme a ride fora QUEST TOO GETT MY EREN AND SCRADF BAAAACKKK!!!
Jean Kirschtein: NNNNNEEEEIIIIGHHH!!!!!!!!
Mikasa isErenswife: ooooooonnnwaaardssssss!!!! *rides on Jean and galloped their way to the tree where Levi's swinging, holding her blades up high*
Eren isntMikasas: TIIIIIIIEEEEETTTTAAAAANNNNNNNSSSS TTTOOOOTTTNANNNNNSSSS!!! FUUCK YOWWW TIAAAATTOOONNNSS!!!! KILLLAKILLL TIIITEENNNS!!!
Bertholt Fubar: nnooo am not a titan. u stupid :pp
Hanji theTitanLover Zoe: iii, sqwid leder Hanjjjiii, wannts to disssectt Levwi's Deick!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Annie Leonhardt: well, fuck *smashes crab with le rock*