ATTACK ON MODERN DAYS

Attack on Crossovers

...*speaks in a gentle voice like a mother reading bedtime story for her child* Once upon a time, a fabulous author whose name cannot be mentioned, released the Aot characters in other anime universe(s).

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Eren: *drinks coffee* so uhh... is this your coffee shop?

Kaneki: no, this is where I work ever since I got turned into a ghoul

Haise: "used to work"

Kaneki: IT'S THE FUTURE ME! O.o

Haise: IT'S THE PAST ME! O.o

Kaneki and Haise: *high-pitched scared girly scream*

Shinichi: guys *sips coffee from cup* since we're gathered here, how about telling our stories how we end up with our stupid lives?

Migi: *took form from Shinichi's hand*

Kaneki, Haise, and Eren: *even louder scared girly scream*

Kaneki and Haise: WHAT THE FOOK IS THAT?!

Eren: MINI-TITAN!!!!

Shinichi: Meet Migi! :D

Migi: *looks at Eren*

Eren: >:(

Migi: *looks at Kaneki and Haise*

Kaneki: *cracks finger*

Haise: *sweet, innocent smile*

Migi: Shinichi, for once, I never regreted why I chose you to be my host. Those guys in front of you are filthier than other parasites.

Shinichi: *whispers* be nicer, Migi *hits right hand on table. Migi fell asleep*

Shinichi: Im sorry, he's just well....like...that.... (thinks: awwwkward!) How I got Migi was this: I was just sleeping when the morning came, I felt like my hand was different, somehow it feels wrong. I thought my hand changing shapes and having an eye was just an illusion. But then it was Migi all along. Then my life turned into something where me and Migi fights other parasites living in humans as their hosts.

Kaneki: well-

Haise: I-

Kaneki: fine, why wont you merge with me you idiot banana!

Haise: but-

Kaneki: shut up! Now, I just wanted to have a date with a book-lover girl named Rize. But turns out, she was a ghoul. She tried to eat me. Then crazy things hapened, the doctors transplanted an organ from her to me. That's when i became a ghoul, fighting other ghouls, fighting with myself, fighting with CCG -

Haise: Im from CCG, a first-class investigator :|

Shinichi: *whispers* even more awwwwkward :|

Kaneki: being tortured physically and that hellish math starting from "what's 1000-7" and so on...my life sucks

Haise: well I............I cant remember anything from the past

Kaneki: because Im your past, stupid banana! Why wont you accept me? We're just sharing one body tho!

Eren: well me *eyes darkens and stands up* we live in a caged world like cattles, having no freedom. Outside the walls are titans with desire for our flesh. When one of the walls breached, the titans reached our territory and....and... *le tears fell from eyes* THEY ATE MY MOOOOOOMMM!!!!! FILTHY FUCKING CREATURES! THEY ATE MY MOTHER AND GAVE ME THIS FUCKING LIFE!!! AKHBHHJANSUHHBSHXHWNAKAABDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!