Mikasa, Eren, and the shivering Armin walked down the street to head to their nearby school.
"Eren..." Armin started to cry, "You never told me William's a freakin' spider!" T_T
"Well, I thought you're not afraid of spiders anymore since Annie kept thousands of them in her room, right? Hehehe" he scratched the back of his neck
"And one direction posters too" Mikasa added. Suddenly, a punk-looking motorcycle stopped by and dusts circled them. They coughed and in the midst of it, a sillhouette (is that the correct spelling? :/ lmao) of a 'short' girl and a 'tall' boy with long face emerged.
"Annie???" Armin sounded when the dusts disappeared.
Annie went to the trio, together with Jean. She held her spiky helmet on her side as the wind blew her blonde hair. Her lifeless eyes starred daggers at them, well, except at Armin. Meanwhile, the horseface walked awkwardly at her side but when his eyes met Mikasa's he winked at her with a 'sexy' smile. Mikasa blinked her Asian eyes and held Eren's hand. She pulled him closer to her which made Jean wear a 'wtf' face.
"Speak of the devil. " Mikasa gritted her teeth," SPEAK.OF.THE.DEVIL!" She sounded.
" hey, Mi casa es su casa!" Said Annie to her and if only her stares could kill, *sighs*.
"A....Ann...nie" Armin stuttered, starring at her with his ever- shocked blue eyes.
"Armin my senpai!!!" She exclaimed, yeah she changed mood. She got huge smile on her face, her eyes went full of life, her cheeks went rosy and then she pulled Armin into a tight hug.
Eren and Jean dropped their jaws, they never really saw Annie acting like that before. Mikasa looked at them, no emotion, but clearly not amused.
"Come on, Armin-kun!" She held his hand and dragged him to her punk motorcycle.
"Uhh...you're not gonna-" Armin said buy stopped when she said,
"Oh! Yes i am! Let's ride our way, senpai!" She replied cheerfully. That was a BIG and i mean COLLOSAL miracle, a rare sighting for Annie Leonhardt to smile and act cheerfully and lovey-dovey.
Annie climbed on first and then Armin, their position was awkward. Jean rushed to them and screamed,
" hey! Annie! I thought you're gonna drive me to school! That's what you said right?!"
She starred daggers at him and said," how can i drive you? You not a car, you a horse. Fuck horse. Fuck off Jean!" Then she started the engine and went on, a cloud of dusts circled them again but the words on the supposed-to-be where the plate number was on Annie's motor, written in red bold letters, :
FUCK OFF
Were unfortunately visible -_-
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A very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very very, very, very, *sighs* very, very shiny and sparkly white car parked at the school's parking lot. Then came out Mr.Ackerman wearing his very100x white cravat. He locked his car
"Tch" he sounded," my car's dirty" .
He was about to go when,
" LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIIIII!!!" the annoying voice, it's like heading toward him. Before he could turn he heard a someone who slid on the ground and slammed her butt on the floor. It was, and it was really Hanji. Her white dress got huge Stains of mud which cringed Levi.
"What the hell shitty glasses! It's early in the morning and you're covered with mud! Tch! Filthy!" He said.
"Oooh!" The school's science teacher smiled creepily at him," if it isnt Levi Ackerman, MY BOYFRIEND!!!" and she laughed hysterically. She got up and threw her muddy arms to him.
"Oi! What the fuck! Shitty-" poor Levi sounded. Hanji kissed him on his cheek and giggled creepily," you're my boyfriend today! You lost the bet last night and this is the punishment for the loooossserrr!!! "
She got her arms off him she crouched down to his level and asked," ne, Levi-senpai, can i borrow your cravat?"
He looked at her with his famous naturally eye-linered eyes with no emotions, " for what? This is the only piece of shit left clean after your filthy body hugged me.tch!"
Hanji opened her mouth and about to say something when she suddenly realized something.
"You said that your cravat's the only piece of SHIT left clean. So, i've come to the conclusion that..." she get her blue whistle from her pocket and blew it, and got all the attention of the students who were near them, heading to the school's entrance. THey stopped and turned to them.
" YOUR LEVI-SENSEI IS WEARING SHIT AS CLOTHES! WOOHOO!!! HANJI IS FABULOUS NE,NE!!" XD
she turned back to him. Levi starred daggers at her but kept himself calm, as always.
"Im going to kill you, shitty-glasses" he said.
"Naw, Levi-senpai just lemme experiment on your cravat - i mean piece of shit. We have experiment with the seniors and we need shit. I asked them, they cant give me. I asked your students to give me some but they refused too. I asked Eren, he ran away in horror then his wife, Mikasa-"
Levi grabbed her hair and pulled her down to his level, " ACKERMAN IS NOT YEAGER'S WIFE!"
"But i cant say that you are his 'wife' because you're also an Ackerman. When i say, Ackerman isnt Eren's wife it means both you and Mikasa, right?"
"Ugh, why am i stuck with you?"
"Because you loose your bet on who will win Braus's heart: bread or potato. You just answered: i dont give a fuck tch. But i got the answer, 'potato' . So..tho" XD
Meanwhile from afar, Petra-sensei walked happily under the morning sunshine. She got a yellow handbag with her but when she saw Hanji and Levi, being intensely close to each other, her eyes went wide, she dropped her bag and tears gushed down from her eyes.
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Rivetra vs LeviHan :3
By the way, i feel ya' Petwa-san (/T_T)/
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Fanfictionheyyy,,, lovely peasants-sorry, readers :D ...so, ever wonder what would hapoen if our shitty-i mean beloved soldiers from AOT world would have existed today..in these modern days. SO surely they'll not be fighting tiiiitans because.. tiiiitans dont...
