ATTACK ON MODERN DAYS

AOT Got Talent 3

Hanji: :D hahaha! W..welcome back to le show-pffft! Hahahahaha! XD you saw Levi back there, right? Hahahaha! I still cant hahaha!!! *rolls on floor laughing so hard*

*Connie enters bringing a cockroach on his hand-same roach which scared the shet out of Armin*

Connie: *proud grin*

Rico: O.O

Dot: ( =ω=)?

Mike: *swings the gray underwear in front of him, more like making it as a pendulum*

Rico: dont tell me it's the insect which made Miss Ar-Mister Arlert shout for 3 hours straight?

Connie: Im afraid it is, maam. Meet,,, Cockie!! >:D

Rico: C..cockie???! o_O I...uhh...hope that means the other "definition"

Dot: ( =ω=)?!!

Mike: I kinda like the sound of that ;)

Connie: unlike any insects, Cockie has brain. Lemme show you.

*minus 1 "guren no yumiya" song starts playing*

Connie: *throws crumbs of bread on floor* Cockie! Fetch!

*Cockie hops down from his hand and went straight to the crumbs and eat it*

Connie: good boy, Cockie! *inserts a finger inside his nose and picks a large booger and throws it at Cockie*

*Cockie eats his booger*

Rico: *disgusted face*

Mike: *wears underwear in his head*

Dot: O____________×

Hanji: *to cam* Let me have a formal excuse to those who are eating their meal right now.

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Directly to Cockie*

*sound effect: CRASH!!!!*

Connie: O.O

Everyone: O.O

*le cricket and frog sounds*

Rico: R.I.P. Cockie.

Dot: ( TωT) *salutes*

Mike: *sighs, still wears underwear on his head*

Connie: well,,,,*shrugs* gotta catch Cockie Jr. *walks out le stage*

Rico: this show's getting weirder, and weirder. -_-

Hanji: I feel bad for cockie. Anyhoo, NNNEXXT!!!

*Eren enters wearing a very angry facial expression*

Rico: oh! It's Jaeger.

Dot: yeah it's the angry German kid.

Mike: it's fine, the paramedics are here.

Mikasa: *waves le tarpauline* gambate, Eren... -//.//-

Dot: wattcha gona do then, Jaeger?

Eren: >:( PROVE TO ALL OF YOU THAT JEAN HORSEFACE IS AN IDIOT AND IM THE BEST!!! FAR MORE BETTER THAN HORSEFACE!!!! *rage mode*