ATTACK ON MODERN DAYS

Shingeki no Pre-school

*Hanji is a (crazy) pre-school teacher and Levi is her clean-freak, tiny co-teacher*

Hanji: *In the well-lit AVR;prepares tv and stuffs* LEEEVIIII!!! BRING THE KIDS IN!!!!

Levi: *from outside* *sarcasm* Tch,right away, your Shitty majesty *scolds the kids while leading them to AVR* oi! Give that book back to Arlert! Quit punching Braun, Leonhardt! Braus! One potato is enough!

*le AVR door opens*
*le kids race to their seats*

Child Eren: *races with Jean* HORSEFACE! YOU CANT BEAT ME! :p

Child Jean: *races with Eren* I'll show you then, Jeager! >:( *runs faster*

Child Armin: *drags behind him le huge story book making him run slower* Eren,.wait for me!! >_< *cries and wipes tears with his free hand*

Child Mikasa: *murmurs* ...must sit beside Eren! *screams* EREN!!! *runs faster than Jean, passes Jean*

Child Jean: O.O woah, Mika-chan! O///O

Child Mikasa: *runs to Eren* *grabs his shirt*

Child Eren: WHA-MI...MIKASA?! >:[

Child Mikasa: *throws Eren to the chair he and Jean both wants*

Child Eren: ouch! *>_<

Child Mikasa: *sits beside Eren* ←_← .............

Child Jean: *sits beside Mikasa* I think this seat's better than what I want before *winks at her* ;)

Child Mikasa: ..... are you some kind of a jerk?

Child Jean: ;-;

Child Mikasa: you better shut the fahk up, Jean, before I'll karate you. My mom's Japanese ,you know, she taught me. And, oh, dont tell sensei I cussed, Im watching you *deadly glare*

Child Jean: yes, maam ;-;

Child Armin: *just arrived* >_< you guys are fast like a cheetah in an African Safari! *sits beside Eren, the other side* *wipes tears away*

Child Marco: (totally ALIVE!) hi, Jean! ^^ can i sit beside you?

Child Jean: M..marco, you wouldnt have to be so polite.

Child Marco: *giggles* *angelic halo shines above his head*

Child Annie: *sits in the very last row, the one near the corner*

Child Reiner: hey, Annie! ^_^

Child Bertholt: h...hi, Annie^///-///^

Child Annie: (→_ゝ→)

Child Reiner: *about to sit beside her*

Child Annie: SIT.....

Child Reiner and Bertholt: O.O

Child Annie: ONE SEAT APART FROM ME, YOU UNDERSTAND? *ice cold glare*

Child Bertholt: *shivers*

Child Reiner: y..yes, *fake laughs*

Child Sasha: *sits beside Connie* *eats potato*

Child Connie: *takes out huge bread hidden in his pants* *munches on it*

Child Sasha: *sees Connie's food is much bigger than hers* >:( *starts to eat potato really fast*