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AOT Got Talent

(A/n: this is an aot-style parody of the famous talent-show [insert country name here] Got Talent- like America Got Talent or whatever )

*le usual "(country name) Got Talent" show opening theme plays*

*le stage lights up*

Hanji: HELLLOOOO EVERYONE!!! :D

*le audience cheers

Hanji: welcome to: AOT GOT TALENT!
where the soldiers from 104th trainee squad showcase their hidden talents and show it to the world!

*le cheer*

Hanji: before we officialy start, may I introduce to you our panel of judges. *points to the judges' table in front of le stage (also where the X's are that lights up when they dont like the contestant's talent-or dat kind of thing, lel) * MIKE ZACCHARIUS!!!!

Mike: *stands up, waving at the audience then to the cam*

Hanji: DOT PIXIS!!!

Dot: *stands up, waving his left hand, while drinking a bottle of,,, titans know what, with his other hand*

Hanji: aaaaaand RICO BRZENSKA!!!! :D

Rico: *glances at the camera* →_→ *sighs*

Hanji: oh right! Now that we know our judges let's BRING THE SHOW ON! YAHOOOO!!! xD *exits stage*

*applause*

*Sasha enters with a bag of potatoes*

Rico: *sighs, looking bored* what's your name again?

Sasha: *looking so determined* SASHA BRAUS SIR! *salutes*

Rico: "maam" . *twirls eyes*

Dot: so what's your talent?

Sasha: Im going to sing the potato song while eating potatoes. >:(

Rico: *facepalm* *murmurs* sounds bad!

Dot: alright, do your thing, little miss.

Sasha: *drops the bag, potatoes scattered* *clears throat* *starts singing*
(A/n: sing along with Sasha, Tune is from the "Do-re-mi song")
PO- POtatoes on the floor
RE-that's captain Revaille!*points at the smallest potato*
*drops on knees and picked a potato Starts eating so fast. (Estimation: 10 potatoes per 30 secs)
*continues singing with mouth full*
MI- anshbdhxbhsbbcnmee!! *cannot be understood because of her mouth stuffed with potatoes*
FA- pAuping da smilim pipan! (Fighting the smiling titan)

Rico: *face-table*

Dot: ( =ω=)

Mike: *brings up a gray underwear and sniffs it*

Sasha: *picks up the biggest potato and shoved it into her mouth*
SO- *cannot be understood*
LA- LAufing at Jean's awsh! (Laughing at Jean's ass)
TI- caftyur de kewei TItaen!!! (Capture the kawaii titan)
Dat wel brng us back to - *chokes, grasps her own neck* *extreme coughing*

Rico: somebody bring that idiot potato girl a water before she dies because of this talent show, not because of titans!

*random AOT soldier enters stage bringing a glass of water and gave it to Sasha*

Sasha: *drinks water* *breathes out* ARIGATO! *gives the glass back*

Rico: *presses the X button*