Hanji: Aaaaaand welcome back to AOT got talent!!! Let's not waste any minute and move on!!! :D
*Armin enters le stage*
Rico: oh! I know you! You're the Survey Corps' strategist, Miss... uhm..
Armin: I.... .Im a guy, Maam.
Rico: O__o oh, right, hehe
Dot: O_O *blinks* so are you really a guy or a lady? cause if you're a lady then i might get intereste-
Armin: Im really a guy, sir •_•
Mike: yeah, yeah, whatever, show us your talent.
*le stage light dims*
* le song "To Love You More" by Celine Dion plays*
Armin: *starts to sing in a very feminine voice*
*le skip to later part*
Armin: Someday, all the love that we have can be saved,
Whatever it takes we'll find a way.Rico: *nods* :) (*thinks: he gets the note right)
Dot: ( =v=)
Mike: :)
Armin: Believe me, I will make you see, all the things that your heart needs to know,
I'll be *le breathes in* waiting for you,
Here inside my heart, Im the one who wants to love you more,
You will see I can give you,
Everything you need, let me be
The one to love you more*le vocalization*
Ooooooooooooowoaaooohh......
Ooooooooooooowoaaoooooooohhhh.... *gets the right note* ooooooooooooohhhhhh *a cockroach fell on his microphone**le song ends*
*le audience applause*
Armin: *continued vocalizing even after song ends* ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh........
*spongebob style: 5 MINUTES LATER*
Armin: oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh......... °ຶ°
*spongebob style: 3 HOURS LATER*
Armin: oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.......
>▿<Rico: O_O
Mike: *fell asleep on the table with the gray underwear covering his face*
Dot: =.=
Le cockroach: *flies*
Armin: *ear-bleeding, hair-jolting scream*
Mike: *jolts awake and jumps from his chair* I SWEAR IM ONLY PRACTICING MY SNIFFING......skills o_O oh, okay *sits down back*
Rico: -_- FINE! FINE! You're in, mushroom
Dot: you're in too for me, *covers bleeding ears with own hands*
Mike: yeah, me too, as a payback for waking me up.
Armin: ^_^ THANK YOU!!
Rico: -_- and Im surprised he still has voice after 3 hours of shouting.
Armin: happily skids out le stage*
Hanji: NNNEXT CONTESTANT!!!
*Jean enters le stage*
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ATTACK ON MODERN DAYS
Fanficheyyy,,, lovely peasants-sorry, readers :D ...so, ever wonder what would hapoen if our shitty-i mean beloved soldiers from AOT world would have existed today..in these modern days. SO surely they'll not be fighting tiiiitans because.. tiiiitans dont...