One day, little Jonny had just learned his ABCs, and he had to tell them to his class. He was very nervous about this. So the teacher says, "it's your turn to tell the class the ABCs." So little Jonny goes up to the front of the class. Very nervously, he starts. "ABCDEFG,HIJKLMNO,QRS,TUV,WXYZ." "Done"says Jonny. Then the teacher asks, "Where's the P?" "Running down my leg."
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