One day, there were 3 people in a car. Poop, shut up, and manners. Shut up was driving. When they were driving, they went around a sharp corner and poop flew out the window. So shut up pulled the car over and manners went to go and help poop.
While manors went to go help poop, a cop pulled up behind their car. The cop got out and went over to the car that shut up was sitting in. The cop said to shut up, "you know you were speeding, right?" And shut up said, "I know." And the cop said, "what is your name?" And shut up said, "Shut up." The cop said, "I said, what is your name?" And Shut up said once again, "Shut up." And the cop said, "where are your manners?" And shut up said, " over there picking up poop."
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