-Texting-
Stranger: Your father just died.
You: Oh, well that's nice to know. My father has been dead since 1992.
Stranger: Why you have to be so rude? You could have just said WRONG NUMBER!
You: No, your the rude one. When someone dies, you give them a call, not a FREAKIN text!!!!!
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