Santa truth

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Truth about Santa is............ He is really a robber. And a theft. He breaks into your house in the middle of the night, eats your food, gives you cheap presents, and then sneaks back out of your house, and then runs away. He's also anti social because he goes out of his way to avoid you. He's nocturnal because he only goes out at night. And he's continues because he checks his list over and over again. He's also a fat guy.

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JK that's not true.

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