Once upon a time, there was a dad and his daughter. Every year, the father and daughter would make their own costumes and try and guess them. But one year the dads costume was a man wearing a necklace that had a pice of cheese on it. And he had a hammer and a quater in his hand. when he came downstairs to his daughter, he started pounding the quarter with the hammer and said to his daughter, "can you guess who i am?" And the daughter said, "no." And the father said, "Im a quarter pounder with cheese."
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