1. Are your parents retarted? Because you sure are special.
2. Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
3. Your love for me is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
4. Are those space pants? Because your bum is out of this world.
5. Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast? Because your magically delicious.
6. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
7. My names not Elmo, but you can tickle me all you want.
8. Boy~Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Girl~No. But it did hurt when I scraped my knee crawling out of hell.
Boy~ -_-
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