One day a man went to the grocery store. When he was at the grocery store, an old lady followed him around the entire time he was there. When the man got up to the check out line, the old lady got in front of him. And the lady said, "I'm sorry if I followed you around the entire time, it's just that you remind me of my son who just passed away. I was wondering if when I leave, you could say bye mom?" And the man said,"sure." And when the lady was leaving, the man said just like he promised, "Bye!"
Then, the man went to check out, and his total was $158.32. Surprised and confused, the man said, "How can my total be that much? I only bought 3 items!" And the cashier said, "your mother said you would pay for her."
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