One day their was a bus driver. One day their were 2 kids on the bus that wouldn't stop yammering on about what they would be. "If my mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I would be a chick." Eventually, the bus driver got so annoyed, that he finally said, "if your mom was a bum, and your dad was a drunk, then what would you be?" And one of the kids says, "A bus driver!"
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