1. Yo mama is so fat, her belly button got home 10 minutes before she did.
2. Yo mama is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, you missed 3 seasons of your show.
3. Yo mama is so ugly, One Direction went in the other direction.
4. Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
5. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
6. Yo mama is so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to turn green.
7. Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to make an appointment with doctor pepper.
8. Yo mama is so hairy, big foot took pictures of her.
9. Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her three years ago, and its still printing!
10. Yo mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
11. Yo mama is so fat, when she goes camping, the Bears hide the food from her!
12. Yo mama is so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are K.F.C.
13. Yo mama is so stupid, when the robbers stole her TV, She ran after them yelling "You forgot the remote!"
14. Yo mama is so stupid, when they said order in the court, she asked for fries and a shake!
15. Yo mama is so poor, the ducks throw bread at her!
16. Yo mama is so ugly, even Bob The Builder said "we can't fix it!"
17. Yo mama is so fat, when she was at the beach, a whale came up to her an sang to her, "We are family, even though you are fatter than me!"
18. Yo mama is so ugly, the sweat rolls down her back to avoid her face!
19. Yo mama is so stupid, when she walked into the antique shop, she asked "What's new?"
20. Yo mama is like McDonalds. Over 90 billion served!
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