Jim's car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, "sir, I need you to step out of the car,"says the cop, "I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test." "I can't," Jim responds, "you see, I have asthma, that can set off an attack." "Alright," says the cop, "Then your going to have to take a blood test." "Can't do that either, Jim says, " I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding." "Ok, says the cop, "then I will need to take a urine sample." "Sorry," says Jim, "I have diabetes, that will bring my blood sugar really low." "Alright then," the cop demands," then get out of the car and walk in a straight line for me." "Can't do that either!" Says Jim. "And why is that?" The cop asks. "Because I'm drunk!" Says Jim.
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