The attorney tells the accused, "I have some good news, and some bad news."
"What's the bad news?" asks the accused
"The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene. The DNA tests prove you did it." says the attorney
"What's the good news?" asks the accused
"Your cholesterol is 130"
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