South Park [One Shots]

Cartman x Reader // She Was A Bad Bitch

Cartman x Reader

She Was A Bad Bitch

"Get the fuck out of my way." I holler, ploughing there the mass of students in the hallway.

People shoved away from me, hoping I wouldn't stomp on them, others glared as I flipped them off.

"Oh my god." I whine. "These people are such idiots." I mutter in fake disappointed. Everyone was getting to class, as I leaned against a wall at our usually meet up spot. By us, I mean my best friend Kenny.

I honestly feel so bad for him. I don't get why he wants to be friends with me when I act so mean...

I watched Cartman walk by. Two girls walked beside him, giggling to each other. He smirked, and stuck his leg out. One girl tripped, causing the other one to as well. He burst out laughing. "Losers." He yelled down at them.

I felt week. Eric Cartman... every since I moved to South Park two months ago, I had the hugest crush on Cartman. Although he's an ass, and really mean, I just can't help it. So by putting up a facade, I try to gain his attention. And it's working...

I snickered at the two girls who looked close to tears. Honestly, I felt bad. I wanted to help them up, maybe dust them off. But as I continued snickering, Cartman turned his attention to me, a smirk reaching his eyes was plastered onto his face.

He walked over to me, raising his hand up. I gratefully gave him a high five, before he turned and walked away.

Oh my god. And just like that, I forgot about those stupid blonds  that fell on the ground, and Cartman completely took over my thoughts.

"(Y/nn)?" Kenny waved his hand in front my my face, my eyes snapping over to him. "What?" I snap. He winced, and I instantly felt bad. Other then being a total pervert, Kenny was really sweet and cared about his friends.

After he didn't reply, I sigh in annoyance, turning my head and walking off.

"W-wait, (Y/n)!" He quickly caught up to me. "We're ditching." I say, feeling his arm wrap around my waist. I roll my eyes, before shooting a glare at him and walking straight out of school.

***

"Um (Y/n), I think we should go somewhere private..." Kenny trailed off, his eyes meeting the ground. Kenny has been acting strange since we left school.

He would stare at me, the look away, lost in though.

"If we have to." I sigh in fake annoyance. I looked over at Kenny to see his looking down at his feet.