Ashton: *reads tweet* GUYS WHAT'S MUKE???
Calum: STFU ASHTON LUKE IS MINE
Ashton: What?
Michael: Oh my god Luke is amazing
Calum: WHAT HAHAHA I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M TOO BUSY SHIPPING CAKE
Luke: Omg I'm such a ho...no I'm too fabulous cx
Michael: MU-
Calum: CA-
LUKE-KE
Ashton: What's going on why doesn't anyone ship me with someone?
Luke: *winks* Lashton *winks*
Calum: Fuck Luke
Michael: is
Ashton: amazing
