•CuRlY bEdHeAd CaLuM ALL DAY on lazy days
•'needing' to get a dog
•"Think of it as a tester child to see if we could really make a little family one day"
•naming the dog Mustard
•living in his flannels
•"I'M HOMEEEEEEEE"
•taking pictures of his butt off his phone for the band snap chat
•staying in bed until 1 when you both aren't working
•"You should just quit your job and join the band"
•"You could play back up triangle"
•"WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME IN THIS BED I'LL GET COLD"
•"LUKE WOULDN'T TREAT ME LIKE THIS"
•having had sex in every room in the house at least once
•mimicking John ace a memes together
•but also having deep conversations about how the Earth was created
•teaching him how to make French toast
•Getting a professional photographer for family photos with Calum, you, and Mustard then hanging it them over the mantel
•Calum leaving wrappers all around the house
•"OKAY I'LL PICK THEM UP JUST DON'T TAKE AWAY SEX"
•him trying to 'romantic' and buy things he'd think you'd like for around the house
•"This old tire table would be the master piece of the dinning room"
•ass slapping
•falling asleep cuddling with Mustard and each other
•"You know I really love our little family babe"
