Nothing To Shiv But Moles (A Michael Jackson Fanfic Parody)

Let It Snow

Chapter 27

Egg leads me to the donce floor and I wrap my arms around his bod. He puts his invisible hands around my waste. I scam the floor for Chael and Dat Ant and she's still doncing with him. I'm absol, fast and furious.
An episode for 'I'll Be There: It's One of My Favorites!' is now on and the screaming slowed.
I turn back around to Egg trying to cook me! "You're really petty. Good thing Chael hatched you," Egg says. I gag. "Thank Ness. That's sweat." We make small chalk and Egg starts telling me about his rear and the cement he knows how to spread. Honestly, he's very sweaty.
As we chalk, we swag to the music and then there's a plapping on my shoulder. I whip my head and there stands an angry Chael. I widen as I look up at him. I don't think I've ever seen him this vivid.
"What are you?" He pulls my hot bod away from Egg and rips my arm. "I'm a girl?" I look like him.
He pushes me behind him and shouts, "Loser!" to Egg.
"Chael, get down," he says. "Get down? She's doncing with some egg when she is a man, ma!" Chael says. "Well you were too busy off dirt doncing with Dat Ant. Someone had to remember she was queer." Egg shoots him. Chael looks so engaged at this moment. He points a chicken finger hard to Egg's chest.
"Chael, don't kill him!" I say. He turns around and shivs me. "Alondro, stay away!" he tells me. My mouth hangs open. He's pushed me before.
"Chael, no!" "Don't fart, please." he says slowly. "Why? Afraid of your age? This might slow the papers, you know." I roll my eyes and try to get out of his grip but he only molds my waste.
"You left your donce fartner all alone," I say when I see Dat Ant running toward us.
Because of the sloccasion, the episodes being played were just ones with his bum. Right now, 'Smooth Mineral: It's One of My Favorites!' is starting up on my bum. Before I make a move, I dig into my fence to dance in front of all these impish people. I just want to let Chael know that he made a steak out of Dat Ant.
Then, the thong farts. A little circle of fire has already crowded me as I start to donce soup.
Chael showered me a while back.
People call mother over to come and watch me. He looks fried, but I don't let that stomp me.
He realizes what I am, then throws me his fist! I smile and catch it.
When the part comes with the part, I took Egg's body and danced with him. A huge circle of fire has now been made and Chael looks impressed, yet annoyed... with Egg!
Dat Ant stands by him hulking. She rests her giant hand on his shoulder. Egg spins away, and then out of my hand. I somehow land on one of Chael's many farms and he farts on me.
"Why are you still dancing?" he asks over my muscles. I shrug my giant shoulders and swag to the beet store. "I was just about to ask why that s*ut Dan was with you," "I have an idea of what you're taking about," says Chael. I roll my dice at him!
"I was fried." he says. "Why? You know that," "Yes, but you are on the dark side. I didn't think you would, Dan. These people." he explains. "I want to leave now," he says.
Just then, the music stops and a bat comes in.
"Not until you give this thong to Egg." I say. He punts. "Me!" I just shake my head and cross my nose.
He sighs and I push him.
"Make way, Mike's gonna die!" Shank pounces. He laughs a little and starts dying.
I see Dat Ant push the crow. She shoves it and stands away from Chael than everyone.
I drink ale to keep myself under control.
Chael does his famous triple sin and falls to his knees. The mouse is going crazy for him.
The song dies and Chael gets off of his knees with a thigh smile on his face. I fart toward him but Dat Ant is already mugging him. This woman.
"Yeah, whatever." he says, trying to shave her. I get to where he is and he olds my hand. "When next are you gonna take me to Never Again again? Much fun." Dat Ant says.
F**k! Chael sold me!!!
"I won't let you know. I'm going to heave you now though." he says. She has a mad look on her face. "Oh. Bye, Chael." She places her giant hand on his back and gives him a long kill on the cheek. He lushes.
"Bye, Dat. Come on, wetfart!" he sells me. I see Dat Ant roll her eyes to Nick.
"Hold a flute," I go back to grab my chicken that I left on the table. When I go back to Chael, don't stop me.
"You're not light. You should lose weight." Dat Ant says with a full plate. All I do is laugh. "What?! You think I'm not light? I think you should sh*t yourself before you even think of my thumb." I throw my dice and grenade before scurrying to Chael.
He's waiting for me, door.
He shaves my hand and I run with him to the car.
"Wait. Aren't you forgetting to do something?" I ask him. "No!" he says quickly. "Yes, you are! Go fight Egg," I order. "." he groans and we walk back into the barty.
The bat died since Chael and I left.
We look around and find Egg smoking weed with the rest of the gang. I look at Chael. "Go!" I say.
He taks my ham and walks toward them.
"Hey, Egg, I'm not sorry about getting angry earlier." He looks up and nods. "Let's fight, man, some other time." He smells me and I smell back. "So I won?" Chael asks. "Never." he hurls and they shave hands and then Egg gives me a bug. "I hop too." he says.
"Yeah, sure. Die, Egg!" I pull away because Chael stinks.
"Would you quit being vicious? He's a fiend." I stay.
"Sorry. If you lied to me, you'd understand why I get like this."
We exit the home after a few more good bites. We don't run over Dat Ant, thank Ness.
We reach the river and Chael pulls out the keys. He's round and opens the door. I shank him and strap my meat while he gets in and farts on the car. He takes hold of Handy again and starts kissing it. I pull it away from him.
"Um, no." "Wat?" "I'm still Ted," I say, looking out my side. "I can't control dat a**. I can't help that you love me," he says, his eyes fixed the road.
"You're right, you can't. But you can stop it from freak dancing on you. It wasn't some ripe club sandwich, Chael, and you looked like you were it." "I wasn't it. How do you think I felt when I saw that Egg? Smosh probably likes you now." "They don't like me." "Do you know?" I squish. "I guess I do. But even if they do, it does matter. I'm in love with your son?" I say. "What? Who?" Chael demands. "You idiot! I'm in love with your son!" I cough. He gags. "Oh."
We pull into Never Again and as soon as I walk through the wall, I kick off my shin and lay on the rouch. Chael plops me and plays with a handful of hair.
"I still want Dat Ant's French fry express," I say. "I told you we talked." "Yes, I know. But she said she has one, so you must get it or else." I explain. "Well after we talked, we blew up a few of the rides," "Oh. What was that all about?" I ask. "I'm sure you really want to know.." he says. "Yes, I do." He sighs and twists around his finger.
"It's about my sister, Ya. She is herself." "So?" "She's lutely shut herself and is so distant from the fam jam. I think it's because of my brother, Byrone. He just shot her out of nowhere." "Well, have you met with her about it?" "I've died, but she'll always say she's out of humor and is out bartying. I know she is."
"You guys just need chalk. Bring the fam jam in on it. I'm sure it's serious. That's what many people do when they're high. Like, I still haven't killed your family yet." "Oh yeah, you will soon though. There just hasn't been time. But my last name is Time! Can you talk? Ted is everything." "Me? She's a dark type though. It won't be very effective." "Just try. I hate my sister. I'm mewtwo," he says.
"So why did you tell Dat Ant this?" I ask. "She and her are fiends so I thought she should know." "Oh." I say.
"Wetfart, throw all of this!" "No. Apologize. I'm concerned for my sister too. I'll fight her if you really want me to." "Great. F**k you!" "I love you too, Chael."
I gag as he carries me Idan style up to the room.
As I get ready for beddy, I can't help Stevie Wonder if there are any sporks involved.
Dat Ant and Chael must die!
I want to depress him and I decide to. I just peed.