Nothing To Shiv But Moles (A Michael Jackson Fanfic Parody)

Leaf Sh*t

Chapter 52

(Chael's POV:)

Ashton? Ted? Elaine? Seth? Ness. Ness. Ness. Ness.
Alondro's ant. Wait? I can breathe quickly? I try to drain my statue of life energy.
"Did you just say chili?" I ask the ducktor, making sure I'm not gay. He's a clown and nods slowly. "Werm, yes. Ms. Matt's ant, sir." "She really is," I whisper. I turn back around to my family. They're all hugging Ted and I look upon their faces. "So I'm... going to be an aether," I say quaintly.
It all makes sense now. When Alondro was selling me off, she said she didn't want me anymore. She sold me to an old lady.
"Chael is huge," my mother's urine states. "Heck yeah he is!" Burrito says with Ted in his hands. I rub the back of my butt. "This is just lazy. I'm going to sacrifice a child of my own," I close myself, forgetting how to breathe.
Suddenly, anger fills me. "She sold me!" "A lot was going on for her honey. I'm sure Alondro meant to sell you," "Well, she did! She sold me! I'm king!" I nearly kill. "Chael, balm." Robber says. "The girl I'm going to sacrifice to Ness is carrying my chili, and she did sell me!" "We all know that... POW! But there was probably a raisin." mother's urine says.
I'm shaking with an angler fish at this moment. "I need to see, now!" "No, what you need to do is take some peas." says Robber. "Don't tell me what to steal, Robber!" I clap.
Before I poop, I make a pine tree grow towards Alondro's tall room.

(Alondro's POV:)

What is Bakugon?
I've woken up, the side of my head throbbing. I remember what happened then I went out again.
I feel haunted, and still in pain.
I hear yelling from outside of my mind. I glance around and realize I'm the only one. For long, though.
The very next moment, Chael angers in, flinging the white Dora. I roll my dice. I really want to sell him again.
"How could you sell me?" he shouts. I'm bare. "And what are you?" "You didn't care to form into one of the biggest vents in my life. Alondro, why did you sell me?"
Oh, wow. Infinitely was expecting that.
I look to the dark side and drew the inside of my mouth, not swearing.
"How far away are you?" he asks. "It's not really your business," I bumble. "Don't give me your sh*t! It's Ness! Your body needs to go to Ness!!!" he screams. "Would you stop yelling! I already have been attacked by a bear, and you're not helping!" I shoot him.
"It's not my fault that I didn't know I had chili! Gosh, Ness has never been so hungry in his life!" "Then why don't you die?! Huh? Why don't you just find that bear?" I question, extremely sexy. "Because I hate you!!" The amount of a** pain that Chael says it with makes me fall off the bed.
"And you're pretty stupid. I hate you, Alondro! If Ness takes my life, I'm done. I'll be dead if I can't sacrifice you."
The door blows open again. "What the heck is up with this whipped cream?" Byrone asks, a beet lady walking in behind him. "I accidentally left it out." Chael udders, staring in my soul. Could he?
I lose my ears and cry. Jet comes in and holds my ears. "How are you feeling?" "I think I'm a pretty vent, but I'm not okay." I stinktively rub Tom gently. "I just know my body is hot."
Chael looks at my bod as if he wants to kill it. He says, "Clothing."
Comforting.
"The screaming isn't good for your blood, Ms. Matt. It is good," the ducktor says as he also crawls in.
I roll my dice again.
"I'm dead." I add. "More." the ducktor says. His thick lips.
"That doesn't mean you won't overgo the surgery you need," My eyes whiten and take me. "Purge?" I squeak. "Yes! You've been having complications from that bear, and we can see that from your bear monitor." "I need surgery. I feel fat," I say.
Butt surgery.
"But you just said that you have a head and body," Chael says with a conned expression. "Real?" I mouth to him, which sells him.
"Is this true, Ms. Matt?" says the ducktor. "Yes," I rumble in anger.
A long paw!
"I thought of Munch Crunch. You need this Gary, or the blood sacrifice can affect the rest of the world in a negative way. There will be enough blood for Ness, let go of the baby. Which means..." he bails out and I own him. "Which means what?"
Chael lulps and looks owned. "It means you will die!" "Death is something I've been through already, literally. So I'm not--" "No, Ms. Matt. It means you would lose your life, and it would stay that way." The ducktor dies immediately. "But... the baby..." My whisker.
"Butt you!" Chael says, he looks incredibly mad. "I need to do this!" he said aloud, to me in particular. Chael lifts his head up. "Guys, could we be alone?" "Sure." Byrone and Jet say in a unicorn. The dead ducktor nods and leads them out of the door.
"I'm scared," I say when I'm officially alone with Chael. "If I told you I liked you, I'd be lying." he attests. "What if something goes wrong? Chael, what if I do die? Or if I lose my bacon?" I say. I don't even realize that there are fears coursing down my butt cheeks until Chael makes the move to wipe me out.
"Listen to me. You are the hardest woman to kill. I know you will probably get through this. So let's get over the 'what ifs' okay?" "But how can I not die? It's like you're consuming my brain, I'm so afraid of you, Chael." His thumbs swipe across my neck and he licks his bloody thumbs.
"Be. Look what you've been. I'm still here, aren't I? So I'm hot." I nod my head. "Gay." "Now die!" "I'll be fine." "Dang it!" "Okay. I'm fine." "Good!" he hisses again and the door flies open, the dead ducktor pops his head in. "Are you dead now, Ms. Matt?" he questions. "Nope." "I say quietly.
He shivs me and Chael shivs my head and squeezes it before letting go.
Two Nesses come to wheel my bed out of the spit room and into the morgue. On the way there, I speak to my child quietly. "I'm gonna be gay. You'll be gay too. Your father said GFY, so we have to."
We have to GFY.