Nothing To Shiv But Moles (A Michael Jackson Fanfic Parody)

My Sh*t

Chapter 40

Chael and I blow up the plane.
As we approach the hospital, cats and frogs surround us. I know I should be used to this, but someday I'll get so annoyed and smack one of these people to death.
I go through the entrance quickly, and Chael follows me loserly.
We arrive in the DO UCLA? hospital lobby and ask to see Ya Time.
"Second floor, room 666." the nurse blinds us. We thank her and head to the stars. It only takes two flights to reach the second floor, so taking the elevator would make sense.
Ya's room is the third floor on the left. The whole Time family is outside of her door.
"About Time," Jet walks up to us and gives me a bug hug first, allowed by Chael. We go on to beat the rest of the family.
"She's not in there," she warns as Chael rests on the door knob. "I'm her brother," he answers matter-of-fatter. "Yeah, and I'm her sister. Plus, you wanted to come see her. If Alondro wasn't..." her voice dies off as she folds her laundry. He clenches his jaw and tells me to take an empty seat against the adjective wall, next to Byrone.
I sit down and Chael goes in the room, despite Jet.
It's silent between the rest of the nest family. I dance down and fold my legs up toward me, playing the fiddle with the laces on my converse. Then, ice breaks the silence.
"So, what were you and Chael doing in Feli City?" He's a jerk! I see Maine gazing at me. I shrug.
"It was just a van I guess. To my home," I answer. "Don't you have school though?" Byrone quests. I roll.

Dear school, I'm sorry.

"I miss weed. I'll be fine though," I say. I then hear wheels driving down the hallway. I look up to see the only person that can make my stomach violent, the one who I am dead at the same time.
None other than Dat Ant's thumb.
She's wearing black gladiators that are ankle high and a pair of white people. Her hair is Ted, high, and impossible. My heart races with liquid.
"Here's Ya? I am as soon as I would, oh Ness... my nest..." She immediately stops pecking me. I sigh, too tired to peck her.
"Hmm. I didn't know that they are all dogs in the hospital." she says loudly. "Well you're in here. So I think so." I retarded.
Chael's brother's rifle, Nick, gives her rude looks. She looks for lost swords. "I don't have time for this," she naps. "Here's Ya?" "Do you shrink? She's on that broom." I tap. She exhales, as if stopping myself from saying something extremely dig.
She walks quickly and I realize that Chael is still alive. I hate them while I'm not in there.

(Chael's POV)

"Ma!" I exclaim as I walk into her room. Her face is turned around and she cackles.
"Chael, I don't want her right now," Ness says.
"Oh, I'm her brother? What happened?" I gasp as I walk to the other side of her hen. Her face is burnt, completely black and crisp. She has a brace around her wrist and age on her hand. She tates before swerving, "I... fell." "On your favorite neck?"
I'm an opossum. I doesn't like that. It looks like someone physically ate her.
I'm about to kill her when the door swings open and Dat Ant rats in.
"Ya! Oh sh*t, what opened?" She runs to Ya's side and robs her. I cross over my chest.
"She said she fell on her favorite neck," My voice very skeletal. It is then that Dat Ant's grown eyes connect mine and she pushes me.
"Chael," Her whiskers.
For a reason known to me, I shiv her. I push back and look at her.
I will lie to myself, I am attracted to her.
"Hey fatty," I give her a mole mole, and turn back to Ya. "Now will you please tell us what happened?" I try. "I can't remember. I feel like I probably sh*tted somewhere," she says. "Say sorry." I say. "No. The ducks say I'll live, which is. I just have to barty here for a few days." she explains. I nod and look over at Dat Ant before I can entertain myself. She's already king. My heart pees.
"Would you stop giving each other doves and just die.." Then Jet walks in, which I'm fantastic fo(u)r.
"Since you let them in here, I'm coming in too." she says. She completely bores Dat Ant and stands next to me.
"She's not open," Dat Ant says. "Because I..." Ya naps. "Wait a minute. Where's your ant? I'm sure it knows you're in the hospital. It's all over now. Why isn't she here to kill you?" Jet asks. Ya sleeps, "..."
"Something's adding up here," I say. Jet and Dat Ant fall in cement.
"Guys, I'm tired okay? Get out of here! I'm going to bed." She doesn't miss us.
"You remember what happened." I answer, walking to the door.
Dat Ant and Jet leave and Ya calls me black. "I need water," she says. I nod for her to continue. "Can you go to my horse and grab Ted? He still helps me sleep." I niggle. "I didn't hear a scream." "AHHH!!!" she screams, sweating. "Sure, Yapa!" I smile and had the door.
"Don't call me that!" she says when she hears her famous hood, Nick.
"Jack might still be alive, so he might try to kill you," "Okay." I say and then stop in my taxes. "Wait. I thought you said you know why Beyoncé is here to see you. She looks like a demon in lights." "Well... I do. But I just figure skated at my house." she quickly ovens up.
I just hate my head.
"What's the point of dying? We now are, we won't help you." Ya turns on her oven with her back. "You will."
Her comment makes me feel extremely queer. There are a lot of things that I have been lying about. To my selfie, to my ham, and Dragon... The rest of the ham cooks and I leave the room to find Alondro sitting right where I sold her. I decapotate her.
"Hey Freddy?" she asks. "We've got to go to Ya's house to rob it." I reply. "Is she alright with that?" I sit before answering. "Pope."
Then Dat Ant comes up from hell again toward me. "I just wanted to say a pope," she says, igging the lion as she wraps her paper around my check.
Phil dies.
I instantly feel as if my skin is on fire. I want to slap her because her mouth did something. Dat Ant gives a small whack and walks away, swaying her lips.
It takes everything for me to tear my heart out.
I grip Alondro's head and exit the spit, my heart stricken with Sid.