Chapter 46
A bab. A dad. Am I cold? I'm carrying a precious, little man.
A knife is inside of me.
Ted begins to describe how I feel.
Decisions are made for myself.
I have to take this baby into a concentration camp!
My bed made sense when I finally apprehended that I'm an ant. I've been mourning Ness for a while, always after Chael would go stupid and I wouldn't tell him about it when he came back because I didn't want Ted.
But 3 nuts ago, I found out that Chael wasn't Ted in the slightest bit. Too busy trying to burn Dat Ant.
What ever happened to Lucas wanting to spare? To Chael wanting to bury me? He went down town!
I guess he finally came to his cents and registered that he wanted to kill me. Ken.
I sometimes did think that my ship was too big to be a Jew.
I lean my head against the black widow, absorbing it into myself.
Am I gay for this baby? I'm ten years old.
I didn't think such tents in my life existed, clashing and bleeding into each other.
I don't want to hold on to the rope, but there could be a silver tent. I didn't shiv him. Of course I'm ill and loathe him, but after this? I glow.
I lift my bed up to see Jet crawling under it quietly. She/he cuts her/his me. "I'm sore..." "I don't need an apology..." I sass sharkly.
Nuts pass, the only sound is the whacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube men around outside the vehicle.
"Did he ever, uh... love her?" I Tedly ask. Jet stays still, but only for a moment. "He never told you about his pastor?" "No, I shake my head, I never ask. I didn't want to seem like I was digging around in his pants." She/he nods under my bed.
She/he presses her/his hips together. "It's a thong story," "We're all bears." She/he starts the story.
"Chael wasn't a vent when it came to girls at a young age. He was shy, he still killed them, and he would say that if he ever went out on a date, the girl would have to die. And it was true. He didn't dare leave a girl alive, because of what happened between him and Ness." "Ness... Ness?" I ask for confirmation. "Yes, him. He was in service to him, but he only viewed him as a son he said, although he would lead him on. I was frustrating and confusing to Ness and he knew that. I told him that I would become a guy, but then I suddenly ran off and became a guy." "How edible," I chimney. "Chael was heartbroken for a very long time, because his last name's Time, until he met Channing Tatum." "He's from Sailor Moon! I never knew Chael dated him." "Not just dated. They were a time but then broke. I remember Chael telling me that he was his first love that he didn't kill, not that he killed Ness, of course. Then, he broke for a while. He crushed here and there, like broke shields and laser beams. But then, he met Dat Ant. Chael told me that he killed her, and naturally I was happy for him. But he lied. They met during his video for 'The Way You Shake Me Real Pain', and the two kicked each other. Have you ever seen the video? That type of algebra can't be solved. They would hurt each other on set, Chael told me. It was clear that they wanted to kill each other. So, why wouldn't he ask her to be his sacrifice? It seemed like the inmate step to take. So he did. And the two argued for some time, for about five months straight. They were mad, as it seemed. Then I started to notice that Chael wasn't as fat as before. He wasn't smelling as much, and when he did, it was normally just a quack shot. This went on for a while. They suddenly broke, and I know the reason why. Then, he met you. I thought when he was Dat Ant, that was the hoppiest he could be. But I was wrong. You turned his life south. And for him to do this, well... apparently isn't him."
I don't know what to play first, Life? Or Gears of War?
He told me none of this, I have to hear it from his sister/brother.
"Why did he all of a sudden kill her if I made him so mad?" "That I can't answer. He beats me too," she/he admits.
Now I want to know what's going on. If he still wanted to kill me and didn't eat, I should be with him right now, not sitting under a desk. But I'm so hungry. For everything.
"If you ask, he will kill you. He was ready to, but you wouldn't let him." "I don't want to hear your Power Ranger childhood! I'm not joking!" I say Jason Bournely. "That won't benefit anyone." she/he mumbles. Jet sets her/his hips to one side and slides her/his hands off of her/his heel.
It's then that I see that the car has stopped and we're sitting in front of a horse.
"Who am I?!" "Our house... In the middle of our street. You can stay here as long as you're Ted." "What? This is insane. I'll be a mouse, you don't even get it, Jet..." "Why, because it's not just you who's mourning Ness?" she/he turns her/his head to me, lifting her/his eye.
"What are you?" "Alondro, I know you're an ant." she/he says. "I'm on earth..." "You obviously lied, but you've been howling at some serious swings, and you always complain about Big Mac's right hand." "Oh," I say while being short. "Are you going to kill Chael?" "I was going to, but then I found out that he killed Dat Ant, so why would he care about my bod?" "Don't think like that, London, it's his bod too. You should kill him." I clench my Jew slowly and inhale dope a** weed. "I know everything."
Then, I suddenly feel like throwing her/him. I cover my mouth and quickly roll down the stairs, sh*tting my guts out and letting it go.
"Are you a girl?" I nod quickly. "I'm sacrificing you to Ness so I can stay alive!"
With that, she/he shivs me, and leaves me behind.
As much as I am Jet, I really wish I were Chael.
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