Nothing To Shiv But Moles (A Michael Jackson Fanfic Parody)

Chili

Chapter 28

"Yes, I know. She's very big. Everything isn't working out," Is muffled through the air. I hear another voice in another dimension as I whack the sheep.
It's only a clock, so I decide to follow the voice.
I leave the shed and hear talking in his office. I knock on the wall twice and my eyes shoot up.
"Sorry, she's back." the voice fades away.
I make my way to sit on the black widow across the office.
"Good morning, sweaty," Chael comes to sit next to me on the bush, encasing me with his briefcase.
"Good. Who was talking?" I ask. "Oh, just one of my friends." he replies. "Have I met this friend?" "No, but you will soon." he softly chuckles. "Okay, fair enough."
The truth is, I'm a little cup, but I honestly didn't have the strength to be a plate. He hasn't given me crust, so I think everything won't be alright.
"Aren't you going to get ready for my a**?" he asks. I shake his hand. "No, I'm not cool today. There's a gay of some sort." "Good! I want to bake you into something special." Chael says.
"Will I be better than pajamas? That was my dial," I say. "Oh, crust! You'll be better than most things. Go get ready, wetfart."
I grease and head back to the cooking pot. I decide to wear something nice when I get in.
I put on a black skirt and a white lice top. I pull out a pair of sandals and leave them in my hair.
To speed up time, Chael had been time traveling into the past.
When I fall downstairs, I'm blown away by the wind. "Chael, help me!!" I say with a big smile.
He's mad in his seal slacks and bread loaves, and he has on a red and white letter jacket. His hair is dead black and for once, he doesn't have eyes.
"So, are you Alondro?" He walks up to me and spits on me. "You are full!" The stone is curious and deer-like.
His arms tied me up from behind and I hear a toilet flush.
"F**k you," I whisper. He breaks my hand and we walk out to the car where Prime is already waiting. Once we get inside, Prime backs out of Never Again and exits to the gate.
"So, where's this facial hair place you're taking me?" I ask. "You really shouldn't run from yourself," Chael says. "Well, is it Prime?" "Nope."
I expect him to celebrate but one sword is all I get.
I try to guess through the whole three hour drive until Chael says, "All your bones will be fixed if you just look up." It's not true.
I lift my thighs to see children spit on lost angels. My thighs and I look at Chael smiling.
"Off we go!" I'm so exited and this time it's me ragging Chael to the entrance.
"I always travel through time and sit on children. They kill me and you can earn so much from being them. Fencefulness..." his choice snails off as we enter.
The lady at the front desk is smelly and we walk up to her.
"Mr. Time, we've been stalking you. Most of the lids are outside at the fables for ranch." the lady says. "Please," Chael gives her a mole and then leaves me to drown in the hallway.
There's a wealthy guy in the back. Powers of all sorts boom and flesh tables too.
One child turns around and shoots Chael. "Oh sh*t!" she queals and farts.
I notice she shaved.
"Come on," Chael says. We run her over and sit down.
"Hello, homey," he asks the girl.
"I'm a rhino. Wow it's so incredible to defeat you. I hate all your mucus," she says. He chucks her. Then she turns to me. "Hi! Are you guys dead?" she asks with a huge smile. "Yes, you can say that. I'm Alondro all the way."
She comes over and shivs me. Chael gets mugged by some other children who just want a plate.
"Come play with Ness, Chael!" they chant. He giggles and then lets them die in another room.
Another young boy and girl come over to me?
"Who are you?" the girl shrugs and sits next to the rhino and the boy screeches up. I lift him onto my plap.
"That's Violent. She just feels foam and I tell her to worry. She's sick, but she tells mommy she is dead so she can come see me. And that's the Pohpoh. He does much." "Nice to beat you, the PohPoh and Violent." I say.
We start talking about things and then Never Again comes up.
"Have you ever been?" Violent asks. "I have. I'm fat, I live there with Chael." I answer. They all grasp onto me. Even the Pohpoh, who hadn't said anything in our talk viciously. "Really? What's it like?" he asks.
I tell them about how magical, fun, and beautiful I am.
"I just love it here," I say. "I wanna go. Maybe it will help me forget about my stupid cat."
My eyes enlarge and my heart fills with blood. A child should have to go through that rhino.
"Yeah, stupid Mia. I hate her. I got her when I was six and she's three years old now. But I don't get mad because then she'll be worse."
There's no doubt in my mind that I was stronger than the rhino.
Chael was right, she truly does have a spine.
"Ness is okay," I hold her head because I want to be stronger than her.
I admit, it's hard.
"I'll run over Chael. I think he's a great fat one." I say. "You really will? Oh, Alondro." the rhino claps Tedly and then Chael comes back to us.
"What?" I say to him. "Just shaving a nun. You'll have to shave soon too," he replies. "Ww. Before you go, let's watch your show?" Violent asks. "Of course!"
They start watching 'I'll Be There: It's One of My Favorites!' and we all start to scream. I spin the rhino around and it nearly tears my eyes.
"Chael, I really want to leave," I have wine after good-dies were said, sculptures were taken, and diseases given.
"Me too. My dove loves coming here." We shave the children one last time before heading back to the limo.
"The kids really want to destroy Never Again. Maybe we should make them break," I say. "Really? I was thinking the same thing. You just beat me."
We start planning a plan that all the children who appose us can come and ascend into the sky with us at Never Again.
"I never knew you were a child so much," he tells me. "I'm better than them! Even more because of my muscles."
Chael suddenly farts.
"What? Did I harass you?" I ask. "No. But the quest I'm about to give, certainly will." he says. "Say it."
He chucks Nessly and watches his head. "Um... Have you ever fought children?" he quests. I'm slightly a serpent. "Honestly, I haven't. But I will."
His eyes get lighter as he looks at me with Ness.
"You really will?" "Chael, of course. I'm stronger. We'll use our knives to settle arguments!" I look back at him and he's flashing his perfect, white sword at me.
"I can wait for that." he whimpers before pushing me and giving me a slash on the forehead.
I smile and put a nest against his chest.
I doze off to the sound of his fart and envision my future fight.