Diabolik Lovers Specials

Friendly Neighbors II

Shin: You puny little bats!
(Scene: Sakamaki Mansion Garden)
Laito: Subaru-kun~
Subaru: What do you want, Hentai?
Laito: Reiji-san said its dinner time!
Subaru: I already know that.
Laito: Oh~
Subaru: Now, what???
Laito: Looks like we have a visitor~
Subaru: Hah!?! *looks at Laito’s direction*
Laito: Mhm... I’ll tell Reiji-san to prepare another plate~
(Scene: Road)
Shin: You! They are not even terrified...
(Scene: Garden)
Laito: Nfufufufu~ He should learn how to walk. He is not in the pedestrian lane.
Subaru; *stares at Laito*
(Scene: Road)
Shin: Are they mocking me!?!
Shin: I’ll teach them a lesson they will never forget!
Shin: *crashes*
(Scene: Garden)
Laito: Poor little one! I guess he has to learn where to look.
Subaru: ....
(Scene: Road)
Taxi Driver: Oi, sir. Are you okay?
Shin: Weren’t you looking!?!
Taxi Driver: Actually, you are yhe one on the road!
Shin: Tch. Go away.
Taxi Driver: ... Okay... Would you like me to bring you to the nearest hospital? I know one that is very near.
Shin: Were you even listening!?! I SAID GO AWAY!!!?
Taxi Driver: You know that not one way to talk to the elderly.
Shin: What!?!
Taxi Driver: Never mind. *goes inside car* *slams door* *drives away*
Shin: Tch. People here are so annoying.
(Scene: Tsukinami Mansion)
Carla: He is really inattentive. He didn’t even see the car coming. *sighs*
Carla: Might as well, go there. *starts walking*
Carla: He should really familiarize himself with the place and the rules. *sighs*
(Scene; Almost near The Road)
*A cat suddenly appears*
Carla: ....
Cat; Meow! Meow! *attacks Carla’s feet*
Carla: I don’t have time for you!
Carla: Now go away and disappear!
Cat: *stares at him* Meow! *purrs his leg and the next*
Carla: *raises foot and moves another step*
Cat: Meow! Meow! *follows Carla*
Carla; Tch. This cat won’t leave me alone. *grabs scruff and puts her on a bench*
Carla: There stay there.
Cat: *licks his hand*
Carla: Hmph. For a cat, at least , you know your place. *leaves*
Cat: *follows*
Carla; You are really troublesome.
Cat: Meow! Meow!
Carla: *squats* *pets the head of the cat*
Carla: There is the attention you need. Now, leave me alone. *stands up*
Cat: *plays with Carla*
Carla: *sighs* Fine. I’ll play with you.
*They both settle on a bench*
Carla: There you go. Are you happy, now?
Cat: Meow! Meow! *purrs itself even more*
Carla: I shouldn't be doing this, however, you are a troublesome cat. I could throw you away easily but you should proper attitude towards and for that you must be rewarded. *keeps on petting the cat*
(Scene: Road near Sakamaki Mansion)
Shin: *sighs* *shoves off dirty off himself*
Shin: Now, where was I?
Shin: Ah! Yes. The Sakamakis or bats.
(Scene: Sakamaki Gardens)
Laito: My, my. He really is determined to go here. Ne, Subaru-kun?
Subaru: Tch. *looks away*
Reiji: Now, Laito. Didn't I tell you to go pick up Subaru?
Laito: Yes! However there is this --
Reiji: I do not want to hear your nonsense. Go back .... Immediately * says in a serious tone*
Reiji: *walks away*
Laito: Reiji-nii, didn't see that guy over there!
Subaru: *grossed out* Ew...
Laito: Subaru~ Kun~ Our older brothers should called "Nii". *says in a playful manner*
Subaru: No.
(Scene: Near Sakamaki Gate)
Shin: *knocks over gate he is in front in*
(Scene: Garden)
Laito: Nfufufu~ Reiji will be angry when he sees this.
Subaru: .... (At least, I didn't knock it over)
Laito: Ne, Subaru-kun. At least, you didn't break it.
Ayato: Oi! Reiji is bugging me. Now! Follow Ore-sama.
Laito: *stare*
Subaru: *stare*
Ayato: ........
Shin: Oi! Bats!
Ayato: .....!
Laito: Looks like, he is already here. Nfufu~ I'll leave you all.
Ayato: ....
Subaru: ....
Laito: *leaves*
Shin: Wow. All of you must be weak to fight me.
Ayato: Uh.... I think. I'm going.
Shin: Aren't you... uh.... ....
Subaru: Ore-sama?
Shin: Ya! That one! The dude who calls himself 'Ore-sama' like an idiot.
Ayato: !!! What did you say!?!
Shin: The idiot.
Subaru: Tch. Tell me about it.
Shin: Ha! At least somebody agreed with me.
Subaru: Agreed.
Ayato: What do you want!?! A fight! Ore-sama will gladly give you that! *hits Shin*
Shin: What oreo!?! *gets hit*
Ayato: Ha! You faced my wrath! Uh!
Shin: Next time, don't hit people. *already hits Ayato*
Ayato: ... Uh.... *groans in pain*
Shin: Ha! Hahahahaha! Nii-san look at me now.
Subaru: .... (I am in the midst of crazy people)

(Scene: Park)
Cat: *settles on his crotch*
Cat: *rubs itself from Carla's belt and down*
Carla: ...! What a dirty cat you are! You know if you keep on doing that... you wouldn't want to know what happens.
Cat: *stare*
Cat: *keeps rubbing itself*
Carla: *sighs* You are truly a dirty cat!
Cat: Meow! Meow!
Carla: However, you are what they supposed to call 'cute'.
Cat: *stops* *stare* Meow! Meow!
Cat: *purrs*
Carla: *pets* I wonder what Shin is up to. Surely, he is causing mayhem of some sort.
(Scene: Sakamaki Garden)
Ayato: *gets kicked* ...!
Shin: What a weak one.
Ayato: Won't you.... help ... me?
Subaru: Aren't you 'Ore-sama'?
Shin: Wow. You are still able to talk. *kicks*
Ayato:*lays unconcious*
Shin: Tch. You are no fun.
Shin: You know. You're next.
Subaru: ..! *gets punched*
Shin: Ha! ...! *gets punched*
Subaru: You!
Shin: Oh. You bats!
(SFX: fighting - punches, groan, more punches, and more groans)
Shin: Uh... You bats!
Subaru: You keep repeating that. Try a different phrase. Heh.
Shin: Are you insulting me? I am a FIRST BLOOD! 
Subaru: Sure. Grandpa.
Shin: ...! Grandpa??? I am NOT THAT OLD!
Subaru: Really, grandpaps?
Shin: You! *punches*
Subaru: *dodges*
Subaru: *carries Shin and propels him towards the house*
(Scene: Dinning Room)
Reiji: I thought you called Subaru.
Laito: Yah~ He got delayed.
Reiji: *sighs*
Laito: *tips hat*
Reiji: Now. Where is Ayato?
Laito: He's with Subaru-kun.
Reiji: Those two. I hope they aren't in any trouble. *sighs*
Kanato: Reiji! I want my dessert. Now!
Reiji: I suppose we can start without them. Those two need a lecture.
Shu: *yawns*
Laito:  Ittadakimasu!
Kanato: Ittadakimasu!
Reiji: Ittadakimasu!
Shu: ....
(SFX: Wall broken. A person settled in a chair by force. A person standing up.)
Shin: ... you!
Reiji: *awkward stare*
Laito: Eh? Aren't you supposed to be with Subaru-kun?
Kanato: Ayato! Your so ... heavy. Your... crushing... Teddy! *pushes Ayato away from his lap*
Ayato: Ugh. *lands on the floor*
Reiji: *sighs* You are not even Subaru.
Shin: Do want me to be him?
Reiji: ....
Reiji: (He causes trouble just like Subaru or even worse.)
Shin: Damn bat smell. Might as well get out of here before I am infeceted.
Shin: *gets of the place*
(Scene: Mukami Garden)
Yuma: Oh! Hohoho... My prized and beautiful cherry tomatoes. Heh! I'm sure you will be the best.
Kou: Yuma! I am going to pick so of your rose so I can put them on display.
Azusa: Me... too... Justin.... wants... to... Ne, Justin?
Kou: Wah! *jumps on Ruki*
Ruki: *catches Kou*
Ruki: *sighs*
Kou: Azusa! Don't scare people like that!
Azusa: I'm sorry, Kou-kun.
Kou: ...
Ruki: Will you get off now?
Kou: Uh? *gets down*
Ruki: *sighs*
Ruki: ...
Azusa: Ne, Ruki-kun.... what ... brings... you .... here.....
Ruki: I was looking for all of you inside and all of you weren't there.
Azusa: Uh...
*Familiar comes in and hands Ruki a letter*
Ruki: I see.
Azusa: What ... is ... it?
Ruki: I have to see to it. 
*Familiar leaves*
Ruki: I will expecting you to be back.
Kou: Hai!
Ruki: *leaves*
Kou: I wonder what is that letter is about. No, Azusa?
Azusa: Mhmmm... I wonder... what
... happened.
Yuma: Probably that man again.
Kou: Most likely.
(Time Lapse: A Few Hours Later....)
Kou: Look at the roses, Azusa!
Azusa: They... are... pretty...
Yuma: It should be! I grew them.
Kou: Uh! It is almost time. We have to go back. Ruki-kun might give us a preach of a lifetime.
Azusa: ...
Yuma: Let's go!
(SFX: Walking...)
(Scene: Inside the Mansion)
Kou: We made it just in time.~
Kou: Huh? Where is Ruki-kun?
Yuma: Somewhere.
Azusa: Mhm...
Kou: I wonder if he already cooked?
Kou: *walks*
(SFX: Loud Crash)
Kou: ....!
Yuma: ...!
Azusa: ....!

(To be continued...)

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Heya~ To those who gave it its first reads, Arigatou gozaimasu! *bows* (Although, I want to thank you all personally but IDK you all so it is in general form. \ (> . < ) /
Anyways, I didn't mean any lemon/smutty stuff for Carla and the Cat (I swear I didn't). So yeah~ Thanks again! So I suppose there might/will be a part 3 to this because I didn't expect to type long. Aside from that, I apologize for any wrong formatting 'cause I did the stories on the phone. (I didn't expect that.
(0.0) Seriously.) Yeah~
Sayonara!!!