Diabolik Lovers Specials

Friendly Neighbors III

(Scene: Mukami Mansion)
Ruki: ....
(SFX: wall crashing)
Ruki: ....!
(Scene: Somewhere in the Mukami Mansion)
Yuma: Oi! Who said that you crash in like that!
Azusa: Ruki-kun will be angry at us.
Kou: We came in time and then this! Ruki's preach is unavoidable!
Kou: (using a stern voice) Yuma. Azusa. Let's say that we didn't see this and that we came in when he crashed. Good idea?
Azusa: ....
Azusa: Isn't that.... what ..... exactly happened?
Yuma: Tch. He will surely kill us with his eyes.
Kou: We are dead. Oi!
(???): Urasai.
Yuma: You should know whose house you are in.
(???): Ugh. Mind your own life!
Kou: We were exactly doing that until you came in.
(???): Tch. Nonsense. Better get outta (A/N: I dunno if this is a real word or a real slang (•_•) here.)
(???): *goes to another wall* *attempts to punch a hole through it*
All three: NO! *stops*
(All four struggle (A/N: Isn't this cute
(> . <).)
Azusa: Heheheh. I am hurt. More. More. More.
Yuma: Azusa! Now is not ... ugh... the time ... to think of ... that!
Kou: Yah~ Azusa. Ruki-kun... will... be angry... at...us.
Azusa: Isn't that... fun....
Kou: He will ground us. And... ugh... he will ... take .. you knife set. Would you want that!?!
Azusa: He will? But... what about Justin? Melissa? Christina?
Kou: I guess ... will you stop!?! ... sorry, Azusa... they won't be loved.
Yuma: Wow. Nice tactics ... Kou.
Azusa: ... I am ... not an ... idiot.
Kou: Uh... you would want me to take that right? *struggles*
(???): Uh... sure. Don't infect me with your weird attitudes.
Azusa: Subaru-kun. That is not nice.
Kou: *sighs*
Kou: ...
Yuma: ... *struggles*
Subaru: *stops*
Subaru: What do you want?
Azusa: Leave.
Subaru: I am. Now, let me...
(A/N: Everyone stops struggling... just so you know because it's unclear)
Kou: (uses a parenting sermon voice) You! Young man shall be using the front door.
Kou: Understood?
Subaru: You are not my mother.
Yuma: ...
Kou: Now. (uses stern voice)
Subaru: Whatever. *leaves using the front door*
Azusa: ...
Kou: We are finally done!
Yuma: Nice parenting tactics, Ma.
Ruki: *goes down the stairs*
Ruki: What is going on?
Azusa: Subaru-kun, went inside the house. *points the big gapping hole*
Ruki: *shocked gasp*
Azusa: Don't worry. He went out using the front door.
Ruki: ....
Kou: Azusa! Why did you say that!
Yuma: ....
Azusa: Ruki asked...
Kou: ...
Ruki: Were you trying to hide this? Hm, Kou?
Kou: Uh... *scratches head*
Azusa: ....
Yuma: ...
Ruki: Very well then. I will call a contractor so he will be able to fix this - gapping hole.
Ruki: *leaves*
Kou: ...
Yuma: ...
Azusa: ...

(Scene: Street)
Subaru: Now. Where did he go?
(Scene: Diff. Street)
Shin: I make sure that bat will get a taste of his own medicince.
Shin: *transforms into his wolf form*
Shin: *prepares himself*
Random Child: Mommy! Mommy!Look!
Random Mother: Uh???
R/C: Heheh. *runs towards Shin*
R/M: Wait!
R/C: *pets Shin*
Shin: What the!?!
R/C: Shiny... fur...
Shin: ...
R/C: Here. I will give you a belly rub.
Shin: *growls*
R/C: *pets Shin's head*
R/C: *puts a collar on Shin* (A/N: On how the child did that. I'll leave it up to you. )
Shin: *shakes the collar off*
R/C: Mommy! Can I have it?
R/M: Just as long as he isn't owned by anyone. Mhm...
R/M: Come on. Let's get him vaccinated and make sure he gets all he needs.
R/C: Okay!
R/C; *to Shin* Here that! You get your shots and have anti-rabis. What about??? Chestnut?
Shin: ... *growls*
R/C: ???
Shin: *runs*
R/C: Mommy! Mommy! Chestnut is running away! *cries*
R/M: Okay. *shushes the child* We will get him. *makes a phone call*

(Scene: Street)
Shin: *sniffs*
Shin: *perks up*
Subaru: There you are!
Shin: *runs and tackles Subaru to the ground*
Subaru: *propels him towards Mukami Mansion*

(Scene: Mukami Mansion)
Kou; ...
Yuma: ...
Azusa: ....
(SFX: CRASH)
Kou: ....!
Yuma: ....!
Azusa: ....!
Kou: .... Now! Ruki-kun would surely get mad at us!
Azusa: ... Angry...
Yuma: Tch. Great. What a great day!
(SFX: CRASH)
Kou: Ah!!!!
Yuma: I spoke too soon.
Azusa: ... Shin-kun!
Kou: Subaru-kun what did we say about leaving this place!
Subaru: Gah! It's all that damn wolf's fault.
Kou: Hey! You shouldn't do that to someone's ----
Shin: *growls*
Shin: *tackles*
Subaru: You!
Subaru: *resists*
Shin: *counters*
(A/N: TO MAKE THE STORY A LITTLE BIT SHORTER, SUBARU AND SHIN BASICALLY FIGHTS INSIDE THE MUKAMI MANSION TO WHICH YUMA, KOU, AND AZUSA ARE TRYING THEIR BEST TO SALVAGE THE PLACE KNOWING WHAT RUKI CAN DO. AS FOR THE REAMINING SAKAMAKIS, WE WILL SEE LATER WHAT THEY ARE UP TO. CARLA IS STILL THE PARK, THO. )
(Scene: Mukami Mansion)
Ruki: Oi! Keep --- WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED DOWN HERE!?! KOU! YUMA! AZUSA! EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!?!
RUKI: Ugh. *gets hit*
KOU: RUKI!
YUMA: GAH!?!
AZUSA: HEHEH. Pain.
Kou: Subaru-kun.... stop...
Subaru: Not unless this wolf would let go!
Shin: GRRRR... *growls*
Azusa: .....
Yuma: You all... are heavy.... Gah.
*All propel Shin to the last remaining part standing in the house*
Shin: *becomes unconcious*
Kou: ...
Kou: WE WEREN'T ABLE TO PROTECT ANYTHING!?!
Ruki: *wakes up*
RUKI: Uh... *gets tapped*
R/M: Is that your dog? *points at unconcious Shin*
Ruki: Uh... no.
R/M: Uhm.. okay! Come! Put a leash on him so that he's yours.
R/C: Okay!
*Goes to Shin and puts the leash* *drags Shin with him*
R/C: Thank you! Come on!
Ruki: *waves hand*
*R/C and R/M leaves*
*Kou, Yuma, Azusa collapses*
Contractor: I thought there was only a hole!?!
Ruki: Just leave.

(Scene: Sakamaki Mansion)
Subaru: *teleports back to the Sakamaki Mansion*
Subaru: ...
Laito: Subaru-kun~
Reiji: This what I get .... Father... please don't drag me into this!
Shu: Zzzzzz
Ayato: Oi! My takoyaki!
Kanato: *cries*
Subaru: *stares at the dinning table in the middle of nothing*

(Scene: Park)
Carla: I hope Shin didn't cause too much trouble.
Cat: *purrs*

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Heya~
So thanks for reading this even though it's written so bad. Still, thank you! *bows*. I should work on writing even more because this so bad.... Sorry if there is grammatical errors (I typed it in my phone like always.) Anyways, I would like to hear from you! So comment or message me on what you want to see. That's wrap!
See ya!