The Farmer's Daughter (The Walking Dead)

//Chapter Twenty-Seven\\

Carl's P.O.V

"Okay, I spy with my little eye something that is moving." Riza said as I looked around.

"Is it a walker?" I asked wondering if she saw one or not.

"Nope."

Suddenly a brown squirrel ran past us. "Is it a squirrel?" I asked as she nodded her head.

"Okay, I spy with my little eye something that is beautiful." I said looking at her.

She was confused as she looked around, I gave a little chuckle as I stopped walking and pulled her into a kiss.

"It's you, beautiful." I said as her cheeks changed into a light pink shade.

*Snap*

I grabbed Riza protectively and looked to my left to see a walker stumbling to our direction.

"I got it." Michonne said as she went to grab her katana, to her disappointment it wasn't there.

Maggie gave off a light chuckled and stabbed it's head with a knife.

"Carl you can let go of me now." Riza giggled as I let go of her waist.

"Sorry." I apologized, she stood at her tiptoes and tried to kiss me, I chuckled as lowered myself to kiss her.

"Come on lovebirds!" Daryl yelled as we ran to catch up with the group.

"Help!" There was a sudden yell. Riza was the first to react, she started to run but looked behind her.

"Help me please!" The person called for help again.

"Come on." Riza said as I looked at her.

"Are you crazy? Remember what happened last time!?" I said.

"No more helping at the Terminus is what I meant." She said back.

"Help me please!" The man call out again.

"Okay." I mumbled. "But if he calls you doll face or pretty skin, I'm killing him." I added as she smiled.

I smiled back since her smiles are contagious.

We both departed from the group and ran to help the guy with everyone following behind us afterwards.

Running through bushes and tree branches we finally reached the guy who was calling for help.

No way. I thought as I saw about five, maybe eight walkers surrounding an African American priest, who was sitting on a rock.

Anything but a priest. I sign loudly as Glenn caught the attention of the walkers.

After killing all of them the man got off the rock and walked towards us.

"Carl don't say a thing." Dad whispered into my ear knowing I don't believe in God or any of that shit, just science.

"Thank you all, you have saved me from those monsters." The man said as if we finished a challenge in a video game.

Now I'm just waiting for him to randomly pull out bags of coins and hand it to us while he gives us our next challenge.

"Do you have any weapons or a camp?" Dad asked.

"Does it look like I have any weapons on me? The Lord is my only protection, I have called for help and you came." The priest said.

"Oh this is going to be hard." I said trying not to say anything to him.

"Carl please try your best." Riza said as she grabbed my hand.

"You owe me, big time." I whispered into her ear, then bit her earlobe.

"Ah, don't do that." She said trying not to moan.

"Sensitive, I like." I said holding her as the group continued to ask question and get answers from the priest.

"There is a chapel not to far from here, I stay there and there's food!" I heard as I finally decided to tune in.

"Princess, what was his name?" I asked as I grabbed Riza's waist and pulled her closer to me.

"Gabriel." She answered as we walked together.

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Riza soon wanted to talk to Maggie for awhile, so I was stuck with 'Father' Gabriel.

Fucking retard, how is he not dead yet?

"You must be wondering why I'm not dead yet, yes?" Gabriel said as I looked at home.

Please enlighten me with your stupidity.

"The lord has granted me protection..."

Fuck, I'm not going to survive.

"... He his my shield and weapon..."

Crap, someone hold me back.

"The Lord shall direct thy to the right path and shall we follow it indeed." Gabriel finished talking.

I can't, it's like not making fun of someone when you get the chance.

"You know what Father!? God-" "Hey Carl I think you would like walking with me for awhile." Riza said as she pulled me away from this guy.

"I said not to say anything." Riza said sternly.

"I know and I'm sorry but, this guy, I can't hold it back." I said.

"Do it for me and I'll reward you." She said as I smirked. "For now, please be a good boy and not say anything offensive to the poor man."

"No promises." I said getting a kiss from her.

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A/N: I really don't care if the scripting is right, I'm paraphrasing what they are saying. And if this is offending you in any way, I'm sorry! If it makes it better I'm Catholic.

I want the priest to die.

Also the only person I could think about is Cartman from South Park and how he's not trying to rip on Kyle's cousin for being a Jew.

Finally, since Monday I had finals, I am so far aced all my finals... Except for fucking World History (hate this subject)!

So sorry for slow updates! But, it's okay! I'll have updates coming in fast soon okay?