Magic // Joey Graceffa Fanfic *rewriting*

Chapter 8 'The Date'

"Joey... where are we going?" I ask after a while of silent driving.

"Somewhere." He says. I roll my eyes.

"I know that! But where somewhere." I whine looking out the window. 

"It's a surprise." Joey says laughing. I take out my phone and tweet '@imfamouserthanu: help i think joey is kidnapping me @joeygraceffa'. I snicker and hear Joey's phone buzz. I smirk at him and wait while we drive.

We stop and Joey covers my eyes before I can see. I groan in annoyance.

"Come on Delilahanya lets go!" Joey says leading me to where we're going. He uncovers my eyes and I see a park! Yay I love parks!

"Joey I want to hug you!" I exclaim throwing my hands around him and hugging him. I let him go.

"So what are we gonna do?" I ask smiling wide.

"Whatever you want." Joey says smiling. I squeal and point to the swings. We both played around for a bit until Joey said we're going somewhere to eat. I followed him to his car and he drove us to his favorite resturant. We get out and I hear a squeal from somewhere and some pretty girl with jet black hair and peircing baby blue eyes ran over to us- well, Joey.

"HIII JOEY!" She says. Gosh her voice is more annoying then Fran's from The Nanny. I sigh and take out my phone. She notices me and death glares me. What is this chicks problem I look up at her and glare and put my attention back to my phone.

"Who is she." She sneers. Oh god shoot me now, take me out my misery. Joey is probably freaking out because, chick fight. I smile at the thought.

"She's a youtuber..." Joey finally says. I look up at her and give her a smirk. This bitch did NOT just roll her eyes at me. Joey hold my earrings! Even though I wasn't really wearing earrings. I text Claire.

'help. annoying bitch being mean to us while we stopped for lunch. what do i do?' I quickly text. She responds quickly,

'SLAP THAT BITCH TO MEXICO!' Claire responds. I burst out laughing and the chick groans.

'joey is here. its a fan. he'll hate me and never talk to us again. WHAT. DO. I. DO?!?!?!' I quickly text and send. The girl who is acting wayyyy too perfect twirling her hair and flirting with Joey, while I sit on the hood of the car and wait for Claire to respond.

'theres always the boyfriend thing... :/' Claire texts. I groan. THIS WOMAN!

'cant, joey already said i was 'just a friend' I text and send.

'bummies. well go up to her and ask her politely to leave.' Claire suggests. I laugh again. Chick glares at me. 

"Will you tell her to shut up!" I hear the girl yell. Oh no she did not. I'm gonna wait in the car.

'bitch just told joey to tell me to shut up. get over here before i strangle her.' I text. I decide to vlog.

"Hi guys! I'm in the car waiting for Jo Jo to finish talking to someone before we eat. If you follow me on Twitter, then he wasn't kidnapping me! Haha, anyways I've been texting Claire holding the fortress at home and stuff. And Vidcon is next week. And I'm going with Joey! And Claire's gonna be there too! So you get to meet us! Oh also I recently reached 10,000 subs and oh my gosh I love all of you! I can't believe that many of you watch me talk about some stupid random shit. Oh and I know a thousand isn't alot compared to others like pewdiepie or smosh or something, but to me it's a huge friggin deal. So I'm gonna go lovelies! Buh bye!" I say turning off the camera. I turn around in the car and see Joey. Making out with the girl.

'claire come pick me up nowwwwww please!' I text. This was the worst date ever. I'm an idiot. They finally finish and the girl leaves and Joey comes over to me.

"What do you want? Your little fuck buddy isn't here anymore?" I ask. 

"What?" Joey asks. Don't play dumb Joey I know what you did.

"I know what you did. Claire's picking me up. I don't wanna go to Vidcon anymore. Or see you anymore. I liked you Joey, alot. How do you think this makes me feel? I was excited when you asked me on the date. I can't believe you. I thought you were sweet. I'm gone Joey. Bye." I say shoving him out the way and seeing Claire's car pull up. I get in without looking back and Claire drives me away.

"What happened boo?" Claire asks.

"I know you're gonna hate me Claire..." I say.

"Why do you say that?" Claire asks.

"B-because this was supposed to be a d-date with, Joey." I mutter.

"I would never be mad at you for something like that!" Claire says.

"Aw thanks. Well I was about to get something to eat when some bitchy fan with a high-pitched voice comes over and is all mean to me. I go in the car and vlog for a while while the bitch makes out with Joey." I say turning and looking out the window. Today was supposed to be perfect.

"Well, don't worry babe. Everything will be fine. If he wants a slutty girl with a naselly voice, then he'll have a slutty girl with a naselly voice." Claire says with a shrug while driving. I give a small smile. We park at my house.

"I'm gonna change." I tell Claire.

"Then, we'll forget about boys and have a girls night!" Squeals Claire. I nod and go to change. I come back down and we spend the rest of the day painting nails and eating popcorn. Then I realize, who needs boys?

....right?