Magic // Joey Graceffa Fanfic *rewriting*

Chapter 22

Joey grabs me and throws me over his shoulder.Claire is lifted up by Phil. Ship name alert! Clail? Phire? I don't know at all. We all run away from the girls who are going after, Joey, Dan, Phil, One Direction. Even some after me. I never knew I had fans this crazy. Like OMFG.

"Is this really happening?" I yell to Joey.

"I think so!" He yells back.

"How did they know?" I ask.

"I don't know." He says,

"How much more running?" I ask.

"Until you're safe." He stated, sprinting like Katniss in the hunger games. But he's Finnick... Whatever.

"Aww!" I coo. I glance back to see some of the boys being like, attacked.

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" I yell back. They all erupt in laughter and speed up a bit. After a good ten minutes of running we find a place to hide and quickly hide behind a dumpster.

"This is certainly fun." I say rolling my eyes.

"Hush." Claire says.

"What? It is!" I exclaim. She laughs. I hear a buzzing in my pocket. I take it out and see Lillian's contact name. Time for face rubbing.

"Hello?" She asks.

"OMG LILL GUESS WHAT?" I yell. Claire grins.

"What?" She says.

"Okay hold up you'll hear. Actually phone Skype me, kay?" I ask. She nods and changes to Skype. I accept.

"Why are you behind a dumpster?" She questions.

"I just got chased by fans." I say grinning.

"Why? You aren't One Direction." She states rolling her eyes.

"Oh I know. But they are." I say motioning for the five boys to come.

"HOLY MOTHER OF PANCAKES!" She yells. I laugh.

"Oh that's not all." I say with a sass finger.

"Who the fuck else? Our2ndlife?" She asks.

"Oh, you'll meet them another day. They're so nice." I say. We're friends. When something good happens to us, we like to rub it in.

"Wha- oh my g." She says. I motion for Dan and Phil to come and theen Joey. She squeals.

"You lucky little cunt!" She yells.

"Aww stop you're making me blush!" I say sarcastically holding my cheeks.

"But how did you- when did you- why- what!?!" She screams.

"Oh I know. Me and C are fab." I say. Told ya, we rub in hard.

"I swear if I get over there some day..." I know where she was going with this.

"If you're talking about Joey darling, you're too late." I say. Her mouth drops agape.

"HOLY MOTHER OF PEARLS!" She yells.

"Lill, you're not on Spongebob. Don't talk like that." I say scolding like a mother. She rolls her eyes.

"So... why'd you call?" Claire asks.

"Oh I was bored." Lillian says. She pulls her blonde hair behind her ear.

"I just realize something." Claire says.

"What?" I ask.

"Dude, take out your cell. Time for a insta shoot!" She squeals. I glance at Lillian.

"It's fine, I want to go eat now anyways. Bye!" She squeals and hangs up.

"Lets do this!" Claire says. We take a bunch of photos and post them on insta amd twitter.

"I'm tired." I whine.

"We could possibly go now." Phil says. I nod and stand up checking around. Claire nods and Joey grabs my hand and pulls me close. I smile and jump on his back.

"TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!" I yell and he slowly walks.

"Slow ride." I mutter. We all walk back to the limo and look around. My stomach growls obnoxiously loud.

"Well someones hungry." Louis states. I laugh.

"I haven't at at all and OMG I'm dying!" I exclaim.

"Want to go to Taco Bell?" Claire asks.

"Yeah I do!" I yell. We drive off to Taco Bell and eat there.

"I just realized, with this luck we have we could meet Justin Bieber." Claire suddenly says. I giggle.

"Oh and we could be best friends with Ariana Grande." I add.

"And rent pet unicorns!" She says.

"And fly off to Narnia!" I say sarcastically.

"Wait, why would you need to rent unicorns?" Dan asks.

"Because, we aren't that rich!" I say giggling. He smiles and then suddenly a phone call.

"You are like so popular OMFG." Claire says. I laugh.

"Hellur, Hart residence Delilah speaking." I say in a nasilly voice. The person on the other end laughs.

"It's me, Jc." My cheeks blush red and I almost spit out my soda.

"Holy fuckaroo!" I gasp.

"Haha. What are you doing?" He asks.

"Sorta busy." I say.

"Doing what?" He asks.

"If I tell you, you won't believe me." I say.

"Delilah, come on. Tell me!" He whines.

"Whatever. I'm hanging out with one direction and Dan and Phil." I say.

"You lucky!" He yells.

"I know right! Also to rub it in more, we're at Taco Bell." I say grinning.

"Can I go?" He asks.

"Uh I don't want to be in a limo with 9 boys on the age from 18 to 26 who could rape me at any moment." I say rolling my eyes. I see all the boys starting to laugh and choke.

"I won't do that!" Jc yells.

"You never know. There was once a guy who ate someones face." I say shuddering at the memory of that news report.

"I would never!" Jc dramatically says.

"You sure you haven't been on crack or anything?" I ask.

"No!" He says.

"Too bad. Not sad. You know how hard my schedule is being flawless?" I dramatcially say flipping my hair. Claire rolls her eyes and I stick out my tounge.

"Oh it must be soo hard!" He sarcasically says.

"Don't sass me Caylen." I warn.

"Whatever." He says.

"So why'd ya call?" I ask.

"Well, I wanted to know that since tomorrow is Thursday do you wanna be in a our second life video?" I choke again.

"This is like you asking me to marry you OMFG!" I say. He laughs.

"Oh, will you marry me?" He dramatically say.

"Oh yes I will!" I exclaim.

"This is the best day ever I love you!" He yells. I laugh.

"Sure, I'll come to the video tomorrow. Anyone else?" I ask.

"No, just us." He says.

"Now it really sounds like you wanna rape me." I say.

"Haha very funny. I'll pick you up?" He asks.

"If it's in a white van, then no." I say sternly.

"Ha! Well I'll pick you up at three?" He asks.

"Sure. Later Justin." I say. He scoffs.

"Goodbye Hart. See you tomorrow." And he hangs up. I start laughing.

"Who was that?" Claire asks.

"Jc. We had a pretty awkward conversation." I say taking a big bite out my taco.

"Dayum. Girl can eat." Niall states. I laugh an swallow the food.

"Oh if you were me Horan. you'd know." I say sassily finishing the taco.

"Why can't I be as fab as you?" Claire asks.

"Because I'm perf." I say giggling. She whacks my arm.

"Rude!" I yell.

"Why thank you." She says rolling my eyes.

uh... some time later?

"Where now?" Claire asks as we leave Taco Bell.

"I don't exactly know." Zayn said.

"Harry?" I ask.

"What?" He asks.

"What now?" I ask him.

"Oh. I don't know." He says shrugging.

"Well, it was fun." I say with a sigh.

"Yeah, I guess if being mobbed by fans is fun." Dan says. I turn to him.

"Oh I so totally do!" I squeak. He smirks and I proudly smirk back.

We walk back to the limo and step in. We drive back to my place and we almost leave.

"Bye One Direction!" I say.

"Bye!" They all chorus together.

"Goodbye all!" Claire says.

"Bye!" They say again. Me and Claire skip up to the door and unlock it. We close the door before Joey, Dan, and Phil can get in.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Joey yells.

"Mr. Graceffa! Language!" I sass.

"Let us in!" Dan whines.

"Don't exactly feel like it right now. Try again later." Claire says skipping off. I smile evily through the window.

"Delilah, you'll let us in right?" Dan asks. I start cackling. Like a witch. On a broomstick. Oh God help me.

"That is the most hilarious thing you've ever said like ever!" I say laughing. I walk away from the door and check my YouTube. Then I scream.

"CLAIRE GET THE FUCK IN MY ROOM RIGHT NOW!" I yell. She rushes in.

"What? Fire?" She yells running up. I shove my laptop in her face.

"A HUNDRED THOUSAND OH MY GOD!" She screams. I quickly run down the steps and rush to unlock the door.

"JOEY! JOEY GUESS WHAT!" I squeal. Claire comes down holding my laptop and screaming.

"What?" He asks.

"I GOT A HUNDRED THOUSAND!" I squeal. He hugs me tight.

"Let me see!" He exclaims. I take the laptop from Claire and like shove it in his face.

"Woah woah back it up a bit." He says. I back it up and grin wildly.

"AWESOME!" He yells hugging me again.

"Did you forget we exist?" Phil asks. Claire turns and runs up and hugs him.

"SHIPNAME TIME!" I yell watching them.

"What?" Joey asks.

"Oh it's so clear that Phil and Claire need a shipname now. I mean look." I say laughing.

"Like Phire or something?" Joey asks.

"Sounds like fire. Their ship name is on Phire. Yep! We have a winner!" I cheer. Everyone laughs. Cause I'm flawless.

"Good job." Dan says. He high fives.

"In this family. We hug bro." I say pulling him in for a hug. I feel him laugh and I begin to laugh too. I let go and grin.

"Well, now I'm gonna make a video. Come on yall shall be in it too!" I say skipping up the steps. I turn on my camera.

"Hello lovelies! So I just got back from hanging out with a few friends today, and I came home and hold up right quick let me adjust. See that number? That's 100,000 subbies! I don't know how to thank you, you guys are the positively absolute best! So I have Joey, Claire and two people I don't think have ever been in my videos, Dan and Phil! So yeah these idiots got kicked out of a hotel so I'm like their adoption center. So, yeah!" I say grinning.

"She had us locked outside the house for like 10 minutes!" Phil adds.

"Well, in my defense it was Claire's idea." I say.

"Rude!" She says.

"Oh so yeah. I want to say I love all of you who put up with me for this long and I love you all so much! So I'm gonna do a livestream in a bit so see you when that happens! Bye my glamtabulous peasants!" I say and end the video.

"So, livestream?" I ask.

"YOLO." Dan says. I grab his arm.

"Dan listen, I love you like a brother, but say that again and I'll slap you." I threaten and release his arm. I start the livestream and about 5,000 people come on.

"Hi guys!" I say grinning.

"So, I guess I'll just answer some questions." I say shrugging.

"Uh, okay so how did Dan and Phil get kicked out?" I read aloud. They both laugh.

"Well, Dan was -yall already know the story already if you actually read these things-." Phil explains.

"And now they're here!" Claire adds.

"Comment down below if you would ship Phire!" I say grinning. I see a ton of comments for #Phire show up.

"Haha, very funny." Claire says.

"Dan, care to read another question?" I ask. He nods.

"Uh, ohh I like this one. Do you like Joey or Dan more." He reads. Joey starts laughing and I start blushing.

"Aww she's blushing!" Claire points out poking my cheek. I laugh.

"That's so easy, Dan all the way like OMG." I say sarcastically.

"That hurts." Joey says hold his heart.

"Aww you know I still love you!" I say kissing his cheek. I see a bunch of #Joelilah comments now.

"So I'll read next. Will you tell Joey and Delilah to go out already?" Claire reads.

"Why are you people so obsessed with us!" I exclaim.

"Because, what you got is cute." Claire points out.

"Next question!" Joey says.

"Okay, it says there were people dancing on this twitter video and they looked like #Joelilah, is it you?" Joey read.

"So me and Joey are one person now. Not seprate people? That's nice." I say, if there was a world record holder for blushing, I'd sooo be winning right now.

"Well, Delilah we might as well tell them." Joey says.

"Okay, Jo Jo, you start." I say.

"Well lets just clear up suspicions. Me and Delilah are dating, okay?" Joey says.

"Also, I like reading through hate comments. I like reading how you'll torture me. It's actually quite funny. Some day I'll read you this one I have saved on my phone." I say grinning.

"Okay, well I asked her on a date and we went dancing..." He said.

"He forced me to sing too." I add.

"She enjoyed it." Joey argues.

"Whatever." I say.

"Anyways, we went on a date and yes we are dating! So one final question okay?" Joey asks.

"Uh Joey, most of these comments want us to kiss." I say looking through them.

"Well, lets do this." Joey says. And then we kiss. *INSERT HEART MELTING AND FIREWORKS HERE*
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THIS CHAPTER SUCKS I'M SORRY, I WAS PLANNING IT TO BE LONGER BUT THEN I SAW A DAN VIDEO. DID YOU KNOW HE READ THE SKIN FIC? HIM AND PHIL? LIKE OMG I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF WATCHING THAT DEAR LORD. LOL SO NOW I DON'T WANT TO WAIT ANOTHER DAY TO FINISH IT AND ALSO I HAVE LIKE THREE OR FOUR OTHER STORIES I'M WORKING ON. SO YEAH. ACTUALLY LIKE ALL MY FANFICS EXCEPT DNA ARE OPEN AND I'M ALREADY PLANNING FOR HOW THE END OF THIS IS GONNA TURN OUT AND HOW AWESOME BOOK TWO IS GONNA BE. I HAVE A FEW TITLES.

1. DANGEROUS

2. FATAL

3. INSANE

4. MADHOUSE

WHICH ONE IS BETTER? I PERSONALLY LIKE DANGEROUS OR MADHOUSE SO

1. DANEROUS

2. MADHOUSE

SO YEAH! I ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE COVER IS GONNA LOOK LIKE AND I'M SO EXCITED LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW CRAZY I PLAN THE SECOND BOOK TO BE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW IT'S GONNA END UP THAT CRAZY YET, BUT I KNOW I WANT IT TO BE SUPER HASHTAG CRAY. TODAY I EXPECT A NEW GLAMOROUS (ONE DIRECTION) AND LE FANGIRL (JACKSGAP) FANFIC TO BE OUT TODAY. I'M GONNA START A CALENDER OF WHEN I'LL UPDATE WHAT SERIES UNTIL IT'S OVER. WHEN I DO I'LL WRITE IT DOWN ON ALL THE CHAPTERS, KAY? ANYWAYS UNTIL NEXT TIME, BAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!