"Tomato is a fruit not a vegetable Claire!" I yell at her. The radio was talking about tomatoes in the car and Claire and I started arguing how it was a fruit.
"It isn't a fruit that's plain stupid! It's a vegetable!" She yells.
"Then why does it have seeds in it?" I ask.
"Tomatoes don't have seeds!" She argues.
"Yes they do." I say rolling my eyes.
"No they don't you english poo muffin." Claire says.
"Mean!" I exclaim.
"It is not." She says pulling into the driveway.
"Why don't we ask Joey then?" I ask.
"He'll agree with me." She says turning toward Joey who was texting or something on his phone.
"JOEY!" Me and Claire both yell. His head juts up.
"Huh?" He asks.
"Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?" I ask him.
"A fruit..." He says confused.
"HA!" I yelled at Claire.
"Not fair!" She yells.
"Oh, I got a text from Jc, they said there was a party at Connor's." Joey said. We nodded.
"Fancy party?" I ask getting out the car.
"No, normal." He said.
"We drinking?" I ask.
"Sure..." Joey says shrugging. I nod.
"Well I like this shirt. I am not throwing up on this shirt." I state grabbing thekeys and unlocking the door to the house.
"Gosh why are you such a fashionista?" Claire asks. I flip my hair dramatically.
"Because I'm fabulous." I say striking a pose. Joey and Claire both laugh as I walk up the stairs to change. I run back down and grab a banana.
"Whens the party?" I ask with the banana hanging out my mouth.
"You look so fancy." Claire comments. I roll my eyes at her.
"It starts at 6." Joey says. I glance at the clock, 3:30.
"Well what are we gonna do until then?" Claire asks. I shrug.
"I wanna try surfing." I say randomly.
"We can't learn surfing in 2 hours and 30 minutes." Claire says.
"DON'T GIVE UP!" I yell.
"But where would we go?" Claire asks.
"True." Joey says.
"We can walk around, we bareky walk around. WE CAN GO TO STARBUCKS!" I yell realizing my brilliant idea.
"Cool." Claire says standing up.
"So we're going to Starbucks?" Joey asks.
"Hell yes son!" I yell.
"Are we walking? Claire asks.
"It's a good mile walk there." I say. Shee nods and starts to walk out. Joey quickly grabs my arm.
"What?" I ask. He smiles.
"You know, we could always start dating." He says.
"Joey, you know I love you, but relationships are hard." I saay.
"But I love you too Delilah. Alot, I'd treat you right." Joey whispered.
"That's what my last boyfriend told me." I say rolling my eyes and starting walking. Joey follows.
"What did he do?" He asked.
"It's a soft topic. Claire would talk for me. Ask her." I say pointing to her. He looks at me.
"But you know I still would so ate you right?" He says. I smile and peck his nose.
"I know." I say with a small smile. He runs to catch up with Claire.
Joey's POV
"Claire?" I ask. She turns to look at me.
"What?" She asks.
"Delilah told me to ask you about her ex boyfriend?" I ask. She freezes.
"Really?" She asked.
"She said she didn't wanna talk about it so come to you." I said shoving my hands in my pockets.
"It'll make you wanna slap a bitch." Claire said. I shrugged.
"Okay, it was their first anniversary at a party...
FLASHBACK
Delilah was walking around looking for Drew. Claire ran up to her.
"Claire, have you seen-" She begins. Claire cuts her off.
"Drew? You better follow me." She said tugging Delilah along. Delilah was tripping over her feet trying to catch up with Claire until she stopped. She pointed in a room. Where Drew and another girl were making out on a bed, like half naked.
"D-Drew?" Delilah choked out. rew shot up and looked at her.
"Delilah, babe-" He began.
"Don't call me babe. You're making out with Bitchy Chrissy, the hugest slut in the whole school who hits on anyone with a dick." She said glaring at him.
"I-I uh sorry, she said-" Drew rambles.
"Whatever Drew. I hate you. Stay away from me and anyone of my friends. I can't believe you would do this. I thought I was SPECIAL to you. It's our ANNIVERSARY Drew. I never want to see you again!" Delilah yells shoving him and runnig away with Claire trying to catch up.
END OF FLASHBACK
"That dude is a cunt." I say. Claire nods.
"Yet he starteed dating that Chrissy girl until she cheated as usual, then he expected Delilah back." She sneers in disgust rolling her eyes.
"If I ever see him, I'll beat the daylights out of him." I say walking back to Delilah who was walking alone. I grab her and hug her.
"I would never do anything to hurt you." I whisper into her hair.
"I know." She mumbles. She lets go and looks at me.
"I understand why you don't want a relationship." I say. She nods.
"Well, we're here." Claire calls from ahead.
"BOOYAH!" Delilah yells running in.
"But I'll wait as long as it takes until I can call you mine." I say.
AWW I'M SORRY THIS WAS LATE BUT I WAS BUSY. OH MY GOSH THE FIREWORKS WE SAW WERE AH-MAY-ZING. NOT TO MENTION I WAS WITH MY COUSINS BOYFRIENDS REALLY HOT BROTHER THE WHOLE TIME! ANYWAY HE PROMISED TO TEXT ME AND AHH! WELL I'M GONNA GO BECAUSE JOEY POSTED A VID THIS MORNING AND I DIDN'T GET TO SEE IT...
DELILAH'S OUTFIT: http://www.polyvore.com/party/set?id=88239393
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Magic // Joey Graceffa Fanfic *rewriting*
Fanfic[please don't read, under MAJOR editing] Delilah Hart and her best friend Claire set to California with hopes of meeting Joey Graceffa, and get a lot more than they bargained for.
