To Avoid Being an Annoying Author [GUIDEBOOK]

Grammar

Asiya:

Okay, so, it's just going to be me in this chapter because Dan and Kageyama are busy with whatever.

But, I'll be talking about grammar today.

When you first see this chapter, you might be thinking: "Oh, Asiya is probably ranting about people who don't know english"

Nope, that's not the case. This rant, is not like one that you've seen before about grammar.

I'm going to be ranting about grammar nazis.

Let's get started

Here are some "accurate" statistics of people who have bad grammar.

60% Foreign speakers

40% Careless Kids

You can't blame foreigners for bad english. That's like blaming someone for being a slow walker because they have mechanical legs.

Foreigners want to use english to reach out internationally. Even if their english is shaky, if they keep writing, they'll improve somehow. It's cool if you want to help them out a bit by pointing out some mistakes, but I've seen people with rants like "YOU SHOULDn'T BE WRITING BOOKS IF YOU CAN'T DO ENGLISH"

Bitch, calm your ass. Wattpad isn't for professionals in the first place.

And for the kids--yeah I understand that it's unbareable sometimes.

But hell, if you can't tell whether the author wanted to say "you're" instead of "your" or "they're" instead of "their" as if you're unfamiliar with the messed up version of a word from your language,

then your english is pretty shit as well bro.

I'm not even gonna sugarcoat it.