Is This How Keys Get Laid?

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Chapter 4: Is This How Keys Get Laid?

The ride back from the airport was uneventful. Accept for the few arguments. Loud obnoxious rapping. And a shit loud of reliving memories! Not to mention being packed into the car like a bunch of sardines. It was just great!

I was finally able to breathe when Crissy and Missy got out of the car. I would have gotten out with them and help them unpack but i was just to lazy to get of my ass. So instead Chance went with them back to their house. They all promised to come over as soon as they finished un packing. They didn't really have to promise. I knew they would be over at my house with an hour or so.

Now all who was left was me, Jake, and the hottie with a body Nate. Jake was driving and Nate was in the front passenger seat. I had the back seat all the my wonderful self. So what did i do? Grab a beer from the cooler under the seat. Jake had went shopping sometime yesterday or this morning and got some for later when everyone was at our house. Of corse he was to lazy to bring them in the house and left them out here. Not that i was complaining. I needed a buzz if i was gonna sit hear and listen to all the shit that has happened over the years. Which is what Jake and Nate were talking about. Mainly it was about chicks. Not that it surprises me.

Ten minutes and two beers later we pulled up to the house. Good i was getting tired of hear about all the dick sucking, flexible, big boob girls that they had snagged. Now if they were talking about sexy abs on hot sweaty guys, i wouldn't be so tired. That was always the hottest thing. Sweaty toned guys, whose abs you just wanted to lick. Best fantasy ever!

I got out of the car and walked up to the front door. The boys fallowed behind me. Manly since i had the keys. I pulled the keys out of my bra, i heard a snort behind me. I looked behind me to see Jake with an amused expression. He always thinks its funny that girls kept stuff in their bras. Hey, God gave me pockets, i use them. Unlike Jake, Nate had his eyes on my boobs with a lustful expression. But hey what guy wouldn't. I'm a nice size in the chest area if i do say so myself.

I ignored them and shoved the key in the keyhole. I couldn't help but think. Is this how keys get laid? Even though the keys in the hole for only a few seconds. Talk about a quick fuck. I laughed under breath and opened the door. The cold air of the air conditioned house hit me in the face. I let out a sigh. It felt good from the hot air of summer.

With out even looking back at the boys, i stripped out of my shirt and maid my way to the stairs. When i was out of the front room i stopped and listened. The first voice i heard was Nate's.

"Does your sister always just strip when ever she gets home?"

"Yep. And normally she just walks around in her bra and panties. If i'm really unlucky she sometimes walks around naked." I giggled softly from the disturbed tone in my brothers voice. I could only guess that his face was like. Probably a hilarious one. I knew he didn't enjoy seeing me like that. He likes thinking i'm as innocent as a nun. His so off.

"That's so hot." I heard Nate say with a soft moan under his breath. Oh yeah. This is gonna be fun having him around.

"Dude! That's my sister." Jake yelled. Them i heard a smacking sound. Maybe i should get some popcorn....

"I can' help it that she's hot!" Followed by another smacking sound.

I decided it was best that i continue my way up the stairs before i was to tempted to get some popcorn. Cause knowing me i so would. I got to my room, before i stripped from my pants. I flopped down on my bed and laid my head on my pillow. My room smelled like sex. I should probably clean it.

I think i spent five minutes trying to convince my lazy ass off my bed. I didn't want to clean, but it had to be done. I was having Chance and the girls sleep over after we all go out to the club and get laid. Then we are gonna come back here and play stupid ass games. Watch movies and get drunk. Cause that's just how we roll. Then we'll pass out at 5 in the morning and have a terrible hangover when we get up. But we are to awesome to care, cause after the hang overs gone. We do it all over again.

I had half my room cleaned before i had a brilliant idea. Hey, why not turn some music on?? Duhhhh. I walked over to were my iPod was sitting on my desk. I plugged it into the dock station and scrolled down. Harlem Shake came though the speakers. I danced around my room as i pick up dirty clothes and through them into my hamper. I shook my ass around to the beat as i threw my crap we it belonged.

"Well, isn't this a sexy sight." I heard a deep sexy voice behind me. I almost stopped dancing, but them i though, hey i'm sexy use it! I continued my sexy dancing, in what looked like i was humping the air. Over to none other then Nate. Leaning up i whispered in his ear.

"Wanted to know what else is a sexy sight?" I breathlessly moaned into his ear. I loved how his breath caught in his throat for just a second. I so loved doing that to guys. It's so easy. Though he easily covered it in seconds. Oh he knows what his doing.

"What's that?" He leaned in a nippled my neck. I almost went weak in the knees. Almost. This guy knows what his doing. But i don't go down easy.

"Take off your clothes and lets find out." I leaned backed and looked up at him through my eyelashes and bite my lip in a way i knew got guys hot. He honestly looked like he was gonna strip from his clothes and then strip my from mine. And take me right there. This guys got taste.When my lovable brother just happened to call up the stairs.

"Lia! Your friends are here!"

I turned to Nate. "We'll continue this later." I winked and walk past him. I was at the stairs when i heard him say.

"Oh i know. You'll be back. And when you are, your ass is mine."

This guy was gonna be hard. My new goal of the summer. Playing the player. Should be fun were this could lead to. Cause he's a player and i don't get played. I remember the crab cake when he was 14. In his first year of high school. Had all the girls all over him. He knew what he was doing. The dude has been shoving in up there for years. He'll be a nice catch. From what i heard he's quite the bad boy. At least been arrested three or more times. I hear all the daily gossip from Jake. Boys like a Fifth teen year old girl who just read Gossip magazine.

"Babes!" I greeted Crissy, Missy, and Chance. Who were already in the kitchen eating me out of food. They all turned to me with potato chips stuffed in their cheeks. They looked like chipmunks. The little fatties. They all mumbled their hello's that were being suffocated by food.

"You ready to get your A-Game on girlfriend?!" Crissy exclaimed after she swallowed her mouthful, right before shoving more chips into her mouth. How she stayed so skinny i had no idea.

"You bet ya. Were gonna get it on tonight." I squealed in an obnoxiously high voice.

"Are we?" A deep voice whispered in my ear. Damn. It's gonna be a long night.

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