Players Don't Walk Away (On Hold)

A 13 Year Old Zombie On Her Period Whose Boyfriend Just Broke Up With Her

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Chapter 11: A 13 Year Old Zombie On Her Period Whose Boyfriend Just Broke Up With Her

Beep. Beep. Beep.

What the hell is that noise? It's to early for this. Only insane people are up this early.

Beep. Beep. Beep.

Oh for the love of catfish! Shut the fuck up!

I open up my eyes to see the blurry red numbers on the digital clock next to me. Blinking I clear the sleep from my eyes. 7:30 the clock reads. Too early.

"Get you asses up ladies." My oh so loved brother yells from out side my door.

"At my ass ain't lopsided!" Chrissy yells sounding wide awake. I pull my pillow over my head. Trying to block out the noise. Too noisy, too early.

"My ass isn't lopsided! Nate is my ass lopsided?" Jake's voice can still be heard.

"Wow. Dude she's right. Your left ass cheek is flatter than the right." Nate sounds completely serious. I tighten the pillow more. Trying to block out more noise but it wasn't working.

"You can't be serious! Chance, I need a gay man's opinion!" Jake screams.

"Get over it man your ass is lopsided. Like really lopsided. You need to tone you ass." Chance's voice seeps through the pillow. That's it!

I get out of bed. Carefully, trying not to step on Missy. Who is on the floor. I threw the door open and it took everything in my body not to laugh at the sight in front of me. Jake was bent over, his butt sticking out. With Nate and Chance with a ruler, measuring his butt.

"Will you all shut the fuck up! Or go somewhere else!" I screech. Never mess with a tired women. They will hunt you down.

"Lia who died inside of you?" Nate smirks, taking in my crazy hair and smudge makeup that i forgot to take off last night.

"A 13 year old zombie on her period whose boyfriend just broke up with her." I say not missing a beat before i turn and slam the door in their face.

"Lia! And girls! Be ready in an hour!" Jake, again calls from outside the door.

"For what!?" I screech as i fall back on my bed. Could a girl not get any sleep around here?

"Vacation. We're leaving today." I can hear the smirk in Jake's voice.

"I knew that!" I groan. I'm never gonna hear the end of this.

"You forgot! Again!" Jake says in a sing, song voice.

"Shut up mother fucker! I'm getting up." I yell and push my self off the bed. "Missy get your sexy ass! We don't have time!" I kick her in the side.

"What the hell Lia!" She gasps and sits up.

"Your hair looks like Batman had a booty call in there." I ruffle her bed head hair even more. Before sidestepping her, going into the bathroom.

Chrissy is in the shower, but i don't care she walks in on me all the time. "Hurry biotch! I need to get in there before you use all the hot water."

"I'm going okay. I'm trying to do a quick leg shave. I don't like having hairy legs. It's un attractive." Chrissy says back through the certain.

"You don't like guys with hairy balls yet you bang my brother." I shrugged innocently. Even though she couldn't see me.

"Lia! Shut up!" She squeals.

"Just hurry i don't wanna smell like Shrek and Donkey combined all day!" I urge her to remove her leg hair faster.

"Fine keep you panties on! Seriously please do, until i'm out."

"To late." I smirked, before wrapping a towel around my body.

"Cover that shit up girl. I ain't driving on that side of the road." The water shut off. I sighed in relief. Finally. "Towel?" Chrissy's hand shot out from behind the curtian. I shoved the towel into her hand.

A few seconds later, a towel clad Chrissy stepped out to of the shower. I didn't hesitate to step in. Turning on the water, I moaned as the hot water hit my back.

"You might not wanna be making those noises, The boys are right out side." Chrissy said before leaving the bathroom. I don't care. The boys learn just how much i love hot showers. Cause soon they be needing them cold showers.

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"Suitcases?"

"Check."

"Beer?"

"Check."

"Condoms?"

"Large, Check."

"Wow, i'm surprised you can fit into a large Jakey poo." I hit him upside the head as i passed him to get into the car. Him and Nate were going over the check list. So no one forgot any thing.

A red spread across his face. I know my brother is well embowed in that area. Sadly, because i walked in on him and Chrissy having sex. That's why he's blushing. Remembering the comment i had made when i had seen them together. I believe the words i had said were, "Nice Jake, I was a little worried that maybe Chrissy was over exaggerating about your size. It's okay, i just wanted you to be able to satify her almost as much as she can herself." Good times, good times.

"Lia one day i will get you back." Jake narrowed his eyes at me. i sent him a innocent smile.

"Why Jakey? What ever do you mean?" I raised my voice an extra octive. "I thought you said you never wanted to see me with a guy?" I continued to smile.

My friends and Nate all started coughing. Trying to hide there laughs.

"Lia, you are my hero." Chrissy patted my back.

"I know, that's what all the guys say after the big climax." I stated as Jake got the car started. He turned so fast to look at me, he hit the horn. Causing everyone to pee themselves all over again, with laughter.

"Nice job big bra. You just scared the cat lady next door."

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