Players Don't Walk Away (On Hold)

You Might Give Yoda A Boner

Kisses from Nate ;) *faint*

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Chapter 13: You Might Give Yoda A Boner

"Freedom!" I pushed Chrissy out the door. My feet touched land, I had to fight the urge to kiss the ground. The last have of the ride would have caused a mad man to lose his mind. All over again.

"Hey! You didn't have to shove." Chrissy crossed her arms across her chested and pouted. I pinched her bottom lip. "Ow!"

"You make me wanna bash my skull rapidly in to a cows utter." I smiled happily and skipped around giggling.

"Um, Lia are you feeling alright?" Missy came up to me. Her cold hands fell on my warm cheeks. And not the butt kind.

"I'm fabulous! Did you cows utters are there nipples? We drink cow boob juice." Then I looked around before whispering in her ear. "I like it."

"Okay!" Missy straighten up. "Who spiked Lia's drink?"

"No one silly." I smushed her face. "I didn't drink anything. You people and your stupidity drive me nuts."

"Well she lose her mind sooner than I thought." My very wise brother said.

"Brother. You remind me if a wise owl. Cause you know how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop."I stuck my finger in my mouth and made a popping sound.

"That sounds inappropriate." Nate chuckled into his fist. My head whipped around to face him. His eyes instantly widened with fear.

"Why Nate, my young Jedi. You impress women with your light saber, but will it save you from the dark side. Aka STD's?" My words caused everyone to crack up.

"I didn't know I had a light saber for a dick, every StarWars geek's dream." He restored over dramatically .

"Okay. Let's stop making StarWars sexually jokes. You might give Yoda a boner." My brother stepped in. Creating his own joke.

"But isn't Yoda like thousands of years old? Do we know if he can still get it up?" I thought.

"Why are we discussing this?" Missy added, this conversation was more then likely making her uncomfortable.

"Because my young flower. I'm pretty sure no one is perverted enough to question it." I wrapped my arm around her shoulder.

"No, it's because no one is you Lia." I spun around to see Chance leaning against the car. when did he get there?

"Chance! It's been so long!" I ran towards him and attacked him in a hug. I then lowered my voice. "These people have lost their minds."

He chuckled and patted my head. "Maybe a dip in the ocean and you will be as good as new."

"Ocean?" My brows frowned.

"Yes Lia. It' slight behind you." He pointed over my shoulder. "Remember we are on vacation."

The sounds of waves softly crashing into the sand suddenly reached my ears. My weird, unexplainable daze came to a halt. A giant head rush slammed me full force in the face. I grabbed my head, I could feel my heat beat pounding in my skull.

"Oh gosh, what was I on?" I rubbed my forhead.

"No clue, but welcome back. No one missed you." Chrissy slapped me on the back. I lunched forward before flipping her the bird.

"Love you too." I glared at her pretty blonde head.

"Come one babe, let's grab our bags and call dibs on the best rooms." She hooked her arm through mine.