Players Don't Walk Away (On Hold)

Popping All The Farm Animals Out Of The Anal Canal

Dedicated it my best friend, for telling me I have to continue. kay_kitty_kat

(NOT EDITED!! Seriously)

Chapter 15:Popping All The Farm Animals Out Of The Anal Canal

"Will you stop that!"

"Why should I!"

"You look like a giant penis!"

I groaned for the millionth time. This has been going on for hours. It's not even amusing anymore. Chrissy and Chance were playing charades. I can't even remember how it started. After Missy and Chance got back from the beach everyone decided to a little party, just the six if us.

Chrissy and Chance went a little over bored and thought charades would be perfect to do while intoxicated. I was the smart one and stuck to pop. Relative of what everyone thinks, I'm not a huge drinker. I stick to margaritas and fruity drinks. Considering I know first hand that alcohol can kill a person, via my mother.

"I'm not a giant penis, this is an easy one." Chance swayed on his feet. I'm pretty sure he was trying to be a tree.

"Don't talk!! Your ruining the game." She snapped at him. Jake was thankfully recording this.

"Then guess already."

"Fine, a wine glass, a pencil, a condom, a horses butthole."

"Where the hell are you getting these things?" Chance plopped back down onto the ground.

"They're the first things that come to mind." She shrugged innocently. Ha, there's nothing innocent about a horses buttonhole.

"I'm done playing with you."

"Nah, sa pen ya ba baba neca ba bo" Chrissy screamed at the top of her lungs. Everyone jumped.

"Why are you singing the beginning of lion king? Circle of life I believe it's called." Missy asked her drunk sister.

"Because I want a simba." Then she looked at my brother. "Can you be my simba? Ah, your so hot." She crawled over to him and started pulling on his pant leg.

The distraught look on my brother's face was priceless. It's hard to believe how much horror was on his face. His lover was drunk off her ass and about to start groping him in front of everyone.

"I think that's your cue to leave." Nate laughed at is best friends discomfort. Jake nodded vigorously as Chrissy hand started moving up his leg.

He gripped her, forcing her to stand, before picking her up bridal style. Jake hurriedly carried her away from us, which left us with one drunk.

I turned to look at my drunk friend, only to find him passed out on top of Missy. She was twirling his blonde hair. Looking down with him with the look of pure adoration. A sad sigh left my lips, she was still hung up on him. it pained me to know she would never get to be with him.

"I'm gonna head to bed, Nate can you please help Missy get Chance to bed." I instructed before making my way to my room.

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"Hey, hey. Wake up." Something nudged me in the side. A stream of curses came out of my mouth. People should know by now not to wake me up.

"What the hell do you want?" I came face to face with Nate. He was sitting on my bed, next to me. An evil smirk on his face. Instantly my eyes widened.

"What are you planning?"

"Want to make to people's head ache worst. And while we're at it why not wake up two more?"

"Your so evil." Before I smirked, "I like it."

Every 18 year old girl that loves driving people crazy always has a air horn in the closet. Along with fake positive pregnancy test. Talk about having a cow, guys be popping all the farm animals out of the anal canal. I am diabolical.

"On three. One, Two, Three! WAKE UP MOTHERF*CKERS!"

On cue a chorus of groans and curses rang through the house. The sound put a smile on my face.

"Hey, whole they get over the headache wanna go to the beach? I never get tired if see you in a bikini." Nate asked, smiling just like me at everyone's agony.

"Sure I've got nothing better to do." Secretly I really wanna see him half naked again. Shhh.

"Met me down here when your done getting ready. I'll be waiting." He winked at me before heading to his room.

30 minutes later I was in my bikini and flip flops. My tote bag was slung over my shoulder. Filled with a towel, phone, money, and some sunscreen.

The back door was open. I stuck my head out looking for Nate. He said he'd meet me out here. Then I spotted foot prints leading towards the public beach.

When since no one else is up, and Nate's no where in the house I wonder who's these can be?

I'd be an amazing detective.

Having absolutely nothing better to do, I followed the prints. image my surprise when it lead to Nate, talking with a group of skimpy dressed girls. The shock was so powerful. Not really.

Asshole lied to me. Left with out me. I don't know if it was the ocean breeze or the hideous site of sluts, but I'm feeling a little revengeful. Putting on my best acting face, I walked right up to group.

"Oh girls! Don't waste you time with him." All the girls turned away from Nate and looked at me. They all gave me the butch glare.

"And why would we do that? You jealous you aren't hot enough?" The girl who looked to be the leader asked me. Twirling her overly highlighted hair and snapping her gum.

"Of course not. I was just trying to save you from getting crabs, he gave them to my sister. It's so gross." From the look on their faces I could tell my acting worked. And before wide eyed Nate could say anything the girls shrieked with disgust and ran off.

"I'm so getting you back." Nate growled, glaring at me under his eyelashes. His jaw was set and fist clenched at his side. "Run."

I took of sprinting down the beach. Knowing he was hot on my heels. Maybe I pushed a little to far, I mean the guy hasn't been laid since he got here. His balls might turn blue.

Where to hide? Where to hide?

Light bulb.

Behind the tiki bar and surf shack. The perfect spot to hide. I skidded around the corner. I covered my mouth to prevent from screaming at the scene in front of me.

Missy and Chance.......were making out.

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