Players Don't Walk Away (On Hold)

I'm Pretty Sure That Is A Definite Boner For Any Straight Guy

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Chapter 9:I'm Pretty Sure That a Definite Boner For Any Straight Guy

That moment when you feel awkward yet your the only one whose awkward because of something that happened in your head.

I never in my life thought i would be that girl. I have always been confident and a smart ass. I kinda acted like a dude except with a vagina and i like dudes. I've never been the girly cheerleader, but i've never been a tomboy skater girl. I'm not a slut. Yet i kinda am. A classy slut. I guess you could say.

It only took one look at Nate Everest and all of a sudden i feel like blushing like a innocent little virgin. Though he has another thing coming because i'm not backing down. Hell to the no! I've never met a guy who can take me on full force. I always have them wiped into place. He'll be no different.

"I repeat. What about a boner?" Nate asks, this time a little louder than the first.

"Your boner when Missy and Chrissy start making out." I say, not missing a beat.

"As attractive as that sounds. Aren't they sisters?" Nate raises an eyebrow. Yet i could he is picturing the image i have put in his head. The sly perv.

"They're into incest."

"Lia!" Both of them snap out of their Nate lust induced trances to smack me up side the head.

"What? He wanted to know what would give him a boner. I'm pretty sure that is a definite boner for any straight guy." I shrug casually. Though secretly hiding my laughter.

"Your sick Lia." Chrissy pushes me. I fell over sideways onto my pillow. Ahhh the same pillow that has a dick on it. What a coincidence?

"Not as sick as your face." I stick my tongue out at her. Childish I know.

There was something missing here. What could it be? Ah, yes Chance. Chance wasn't talking. What it about the straight guys boner comment? Did he think I didn't appreciate him? I mean he's been open about his gayness for 3 years, but i've never seen him with a dude. Or talk about guys the way us girls do. Does he think we don't appreciate him.

"Chance. We love you, you know that right?" I say pushing up off of my pillow. He is watching the sene in front of him in amusement.As soon as I say his name he jumped a little and looked at me. It took him a second to register my words. Then he gave me this weird as face saying he thinks i'm mental.

"Um. Yeah. Thanks." He say hesitantly. I'm i really that scary? Maybe it's the morning breath.

"Lia's weird ass a side." Nate raises an eyebrow at my weirdness. "How was your night?"

"Awesome." Missy smiles. Me and Chrissy nodded in agreement.

"That's fantastic! Now make me food." Nate demands with a pouty face.

"Asshole. Just for that i'm spiting in your food." I get up and pass him, going into my kitchen. As i pass him he slapped my butt. A squeak left my lips. Missy, Chrissy,and Chance burst out laughing. They've never seen me react that way to an ass slapping. Normally i winked and slapped the guys butt back.

Am i really that out of practice? I need to get laid. Dammit i sound like a dude. That's what i get for spending a month with out the girls.

"You better not spit in my food. I'm to sexy for you to even go through with it. But if you wanna spit in it i guess this will be our first indirect kiss. Wanna have are first real kiss right now." He leans into me his lip puckered for a kiss.

I picked up a shoe off the floor and looked at it. Shrugging, why the hell not, i push the shoe on to his lips. He pulls back wiping his face with his hand.

"Ew. You really are a sick girl Lia." He continues to rub his face.

"By the way that had dog shit on it." I turn and walk into the kitchen.

"Fuck!" He groans and i let out a soft giggle. "Your so nice Lia." He yells, sarcasm dripping from his lips.

"You're right. I need to learn to be meaner or people will take advantage of me." I call right back. My voice purely innocent. I'm too nice.

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"Lia. It that time of year again! Vacation!"Jake waves his hands in the air when he came into the room.

I jump up and start screaming. Vacation. Beach. Bikinis. Tanning. Hot. Guys. Paradise.

"Hell to the Yeah!! Chrissy, Missy, Chance get your bags pack! Going on vaca and gonna get some ass!" I holler. My favorite time of the year is when we all go to the beach.

"Yes!" They all jump up and high five each other. It also happens to be their favorite time to. They go 2 weeks with out their parents riding all up in their ass.Every teenagers dream.

"Oh, one more thing." Jake says. I stopped to stare at him. He better not be making that no hooking up rule for me again. Like last year. Then again it's not like i followed it.

"What?" I groan.

"Nate's coming with us."

Shit.

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