Cruddy Pants (Parody of Bad Romance by Lady Gaga)

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I bought cruddy pants

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I bought cruddy pants

My pants are ugly

My pants are diseased

I only bought them ‘cause I thought they were free

My pants are dumb

Dumb, dumb, dumb

My pants are dumb

(Hey!)

They bring me drama

One touch makes ‘em burst

My pants are rhinestone-studded

They’re not name-brand

My pants are dumb

Dumb, dumb, dumb

My pants are dumb

You know that I bought you

Now I wanna return you

My pants are bad

They’re cruddy pants!

(chorus)

I can’t return them

Now I want some revenge

Won’t you please help me return these pants?

I want it bloody

The most epic revenge

Won’t you please help me return these pants?

Whoa oh oh oh oh oh

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