Teenage Driver Anthem (Parody of Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO)

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(chorus)

Teenage drivers on the road tonight

Everybody just run for your lives

If you don't move you'll probably die

Everybody just run for your lives (Run!)

Teenage drivers on the road tonight

Everybody just run for your lives

If you don't move you'll probably die

You don't wanna see us, speed up!

Every day I'm speeding.

On the road, driving fast

You wanna stand in our way? You ain't gon' last.

You bet we'll put you in a cast.

Wanna get run over, you'll just have to ask.

If we're driving, you should know.

Goin 85 at a 40, oh.

You bet we ain't driving slow.

You wanna decelerate? You gotta go.

Yo, I'm drivin' really fast like NASCAR

I got that racecar driver flow, blasting rap, yes we are

We speed a lot!

Yeah, you bet that's how we are moving

If we were in a race, then we wouldn't be losing.

(chorus)

Teenage drivers on the road tonight

Everybody just run for your lives

If you don't move you'll probably die

Everybody just run for your lives (Run!)

Teenage drivers on the road tonight

Everybody just run for your lives

If you don't move you'll probably die

You don't wanna see us, speed up!

Every day I'm speeding.

Speeding, speeding.

Run away fast.

Or be the next stupid fool to make me crash.

If you get bloody, don't be mad

Don't stop, we're driving bad.

Another ticket for us, just for driving round

He's just a stupid cop, he farts around

This ticket is dumb, I hate it now

I don't wanna see it, I ate it now!

Drive up, drive around, everybody's falling down

Drive up, drive around, everybody's falling down

Drive up, drive around, everybody's falling down

Everybody's falling down, everybody's falling down

(chorus)

Teenage drivers on the road tonight

Everybody just run for your lives

If you don't move you'll probably die

Everybody just run for your lives (Run!)

Teenage drivers on the road tonight

Everybody just run for your lives

If you don't move you'll probably die

You don't wanna see us, speed up!

Every day I'm speeding.

We gon' we gon' speed up,

We gon' we gon' speed up,

We gon' we gon' speed up,

We crashed!

Everyday I'm speeding.

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